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Zohar Melamed
i help developers get great software to users who deserve it. i also write some of it.
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Emanuel Roşu Sep 11
Ianis Hagi, son of great Gheorghe Hagi, scored the goal of the evening in European football. Straight from the corner, like a boss. :) I'm sure Galatasaray's fans will enjoy this. And all Hagi lovers in the Universe.
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Zohar Melamed Aug 17
bought a coat at your paternoster sq shop today. Just got back home to discover lady left the security device in. Now have to schlep all the way back before going on hols tomorrow. Thanks for screwing my day!
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Spoinky McPhee Aug 15
Dalí: Surrealism is DESTRUCTIVE, but it DESTROYS only what it considers to be SHACKLES limiting our VISION. Varo: I'm envisioning some cats right now :) Dalí: That's not what I meant. Varo: They have their own little castle and everything :) :) :)
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Avi Bryant Aug 16
Best explanation of bitcoin I've seen today.
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David Winterbottom Aug 15
On your first day at the new job, squash every commit from the repo into a single commit with message "Legacy code" and force-push to master.
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Peter Skomoroch Jul 11
Facebook news sharing dataset: over 1 petabyte of urls shared by at least 20 unique users since 2017. Volume of ~ 2 million unique urls shared in 300 million posts, per week.
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Roger Johansson🇸🇪🇪🇺 Jul 10
Most "scalability" issues are just badly written data access code, be it queries, data layout, transaction locks or blocking code. This is not solved with advanced architectures or scalability frameworks.
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Zohar Melamed Jul 11
Replying to @dan_lepard
Shhhhh
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Ofer Halevi Jul 11
CERN chip enables first 3D color x-ray images of the human body
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Joe Walnes Jun 29
Just watched The Commodore Story. So much nostalgia. C64 and Amiga 500 defined my childhood. ❤️
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Zohar Melamed Jun 26
Replying to @sallamar
Totally agree. Like Goldilocks principal - not too few. Not too many.
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Dmitry Alexandrov ✈️ Jun 25
Using to run some scripts..
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Julia Galef Jun 23
Airtight proof:
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Zohar Melamed Jun 25
I’ve noticed that unlike , does not use glove. Likes to get his hands dirty?
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🌊 Jun 21
eminem's sign language interpreter is a rap god
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sasha Jun 23
fucking hell joan, this is bleak.
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Salty Daddy™ Jun 23
chair.exe has stopped working
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FUTWIZ Jamie Jun 24
“Gareth, I know football’s coming home but my players have got families for fucks sake”
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Zohar Melamed Jun 24
Replying to @kvetchup
Why would you want that?
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Paul Bronks Jun 23
When you see your ex and try to play it cool.
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