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Karl
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Landon Aug 7
Ok, 3000 of you animals have decided to let me infiltrate your timeline. I’ll give away an hour of coaching/life speak etc. RT this and follow to enter. (I do not do coaching at the current time so it’s kinda rare, but I wanted to do a little something nice 😁)
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Karl 15h
Replying to @DingusJMcGee
Thank you for correctly ranking Burn After Reading.
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Karl 15h
Replying to @CubeApril @jon_bois
Have any stadiums built this millennium included these?
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Karl 15h
Replying to @justky1018
White people walk out of a one person bathroom and say, "You're in!" And if you don't laugh at the joke they just look at you like you're an idiot
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Karl 16h
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Karl 16h
Replying to @woke_ap
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Karl 17h
You might have seen this already, but seems like your jam
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Karl 18h
Replying to @JayExci
Life hack: Fucking curse more. .
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Karl 20h
Replying to @PRLPoliSci
Hopefully not this part!
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Karl 21h
Replying to @biggestjoel
I think your mom is now big enough to be a CIA plant. Congrats!
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Karl 22h
Replying to @deshadow25 @theserfstv
That bastard became a manager (sounds like a regional manager tbh)? I knew he was an enemy of labor!
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Karl 22h
That's not actually true.
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Karl 23h
Replying to @theserfstv
But how many of those bases have a Borger King on them?
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Karl Aug 8
Very clean teeth too. Never heard of a Great Nicotine Stain Shark, have ya chiefie?
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Karl Aug 8
Or maybe government services should lose money.
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Karl Aug 8
Replying to @ETVPod
Dude we've had zombie deer since the 80s 😉
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Karl Aug 7
God this is worse than A Serbian Film *shudders*
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Karl Aug 7
Replying to @tsarrast
Look, okay. We don't like doing this. But after China hit us, many people are saying that is a war. At least a kind of war. And that's a serious thing! And sometimes in war the president - that would be me - has to do things they don't want to do. But it's war.
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Karl Aug 7
Replying to @fffreakmtg
Just go full Old Fogey. Winston draft, batches, etc.
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Karl Aug 7
Not that many cool hands in this match but this one is spicy
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