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laura zeis 4. velj
I just learned that possums only live to be like 4 years old; my day is ruined. Goodnight.
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Possum Every Hour 3. velj
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laura zeis 3. velj
I want “Shakira’s Tongue” to be the next “Chekhov’s Gun,” and I don’t even know what I mean by that.
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laura zeis 31. sij
Odgovor korisniku/ci @nanglish
Marry me
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laura zeis 24. sij
Odgovor korisniku/ci @yuhastobejoking
I promise I didn’t take it personally
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laura zeis 20. sij
🎵We’re all turds now in the shit show.🎶
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laura zeis 17. sij
🎵 Hot bile in the city! 🎶
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laura zeis 16. sij
Dating a movie buff? Try this one: “Boy, you got me so wet I’m John Waters down there.” (She lifts her skirt to reveal a pencil mustache wax-job)
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laura zeis 15. sij
Odgovor korisniku/ci @apiecebyguy
This would happen to me. Then I would probably apologize to the person who dumped me into the street. I didn’t choose the . It chose me.
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laura zeis 14. sij
I bet every other native Texan did this when they learned about .
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laura zeis 14. sij
Odgovor korisniku/ci @dennisdiclaudio
Take a precautionary Pepcid
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laura zeis 14. sij
Odgovor korisniku/ci @dennisdiclaudio
I’m not a vegetarian and it is one of my most favorite things to eat. (And it requires tons of tofu!)
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laura zeis 14. sij
Odgovor korisniku/ci @dennisdiclaudio
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laura zeis 8. sij
The only personality test that should matter to anyone is: Are you a Beavis or a Butthead?
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laura zeis 27. pro
Odgovor korisniku/ci @mattyrowe
No not yet. It took me months to get past the gas station part in the beginning.
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laura zeis 25. pro
Odgovor korisniku/ci @coffeys
This also could have been me
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Reductress 24. pro
QUIZ: Are You Even Good Enough to Have Imposter Syndrome?:
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laura zeis 22. pro
🎵I’m gonna crap my paaaants🎵 🎶only got BBQ in my stomaaach🎶 🎶I’m gonna burst🎶 🎵This is the worst🎵 🎵This is fuckin awfullllll🎵
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laura zeis 15. pro
Companies are already branding their sales with the words “last minute shopping.” Today is December 15. My big procrastination dick scoffs at this.
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laura zeis 15. pro
Odgovor korisniku/ci @austindraws
I did not. I am a coward (and honesty he’s probably gay)
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