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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗
A natural born Bellend. Japan Guide for the mindblowing Amazon show, starting 2020. Gaijins welcome! Insta:
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗 1. velj
Absolutely. Geniuses Hokusai and Utamaro’s Ukiyoe-Shunga paintings for instance, are unshakable substances. Monster lewd, but strikingly artistic. No wonder the Great had also been impressed by the Edo-era mind boggling Ukiyoe
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗 1. velj
こちらこそ、番組をご覧頂きありがとうございました!m(_ _)m The honorable Master has done it once again.
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗 1. velj
Quite a few Samurais were indescribably ill-provided and destitute especially from the latter half of the Edo period (for they were forbidden from taking part in any sort of commerce), that they probably had only seaweed to eat ‘even with chopsticks’.
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗 31. sij
【3 Samurai Rules】to contain the 1. Wear a mask. 2. Wash hands after every bog 3. BOW instead of shaking hands with anyone. Highly recommended.
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗 31. sij
Ohio! And arigato for watching the show. The honorable Master has done it again. Your Japanese is soooooo good! Baffled.
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Gwymbo 29. sij
I have to say, you were a phenomenal guide to Master May! Leading everyone to the opinion that Japan 🇯🇵 is AMAZING. Thank you for showing us the way xx
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗 29. sij
Master James has done it once again, indeed sir. You must visit the famous ‘Maid cafe’ in Osaka, as the double agent of your mighty British Samurai. The dinner is ready!
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗 29. sij
Good SakuRa, Good spring! Bow
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗 29. sij
Arigato gozaim-Ass. m(_ _)m Back in the 90’s when Mr Michael Jackson the Great was still around, I’d often hear a rumor that Mr Clapton Eric would always purchase 3 “wash-let’s” or loos before leaving Nippon after his tour. He didn’t need a ‘pick’ onwards.
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗 29. sij
The honorable Master is indeed precious. However I’m nothing but misplaced testicles sir.
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗 29. sij
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗 29. sij
You must have seen a different program sir. I’m just an obedient servant from the
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗 29. sij
An honor sir. But I am just a Bellend
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗 25. sij
The Japanese never fart sir. There must have been a grave sound system error then. Shimanami Kaido from Hiroshima side, then after 70km cycling, hop into the great Dogo-onsen please! Bow
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗 24. sij
Ohio sir! In just a despicable Bellend, but Arigato for watching the honorable Master’s show. Bow
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗 21. sij
Dear sir, Debu Baka Gaijins (fat stupid foreigners) are indisputable treasures for Nippon! It’s the mighty Gaijin-power that can blow up its pathetic complacency. Rebel, Gaijins, without a cause!
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗 21. sij
Arigato! The obedient servant always serves the Master.
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗 20. sij
Arigato for watching the show Jacky san! I’m just a little Bellend serving the honorable Master. Brevity (not Brexit) of life, the Nippon mindset! Bow
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗 19. sij
Arigato for viewing the honorable Master’s mindblowing show! It goes without saying, that the Bellend wishes all great travelers across the globe to touch the ‘untouched, untold’ Nippon! Bow
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗 18. sij
Dear friends and neighbors, I am profusely sorry for disclosing my misplaced crotch in front of the public eye, while confronting the 180kg Sumo wrestlers. I had no idea that the Australian cameraman Sean was filming from that crucial angle.
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