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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗
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A natural born Bellend. Japan Guide for the mindblowing Amazon show, starting 2020. youtu.be/-JzeSxx0LC4 Gaijins welcome! Insta: bit.ly/35oazmd
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗
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Absolutely. Geniuses Hokusai and Utamaro’s Ukiyoe-Shunga paintings for instance, are unshakable substances. Monster lewd, but strikingly artistic. No wonder the Great #vangogh had also been impressed by the Edo-era mind boggling Ukiyoe #浮世絵 twitter.com/mgaka/status/1…
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こちらこそ、番組をご覧頂きありがとうございました!m(_ _)m #Bow The honorable Master has done it once again. twitter.com/caramelcode/st…
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Quite a few Samurais were indescribably ill-provided and destitute especially from the latter half of the Edo period (for they were forbidden from taking part in any sort of commerce), that they probably had only seaweed to eat ‘even with chopsticks’. #Bow twitter.com/RamArsenal21/s…
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗
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【3 Samurai Rules】to contain the #WuhanVirus 1. Wear a mask. 2. Wash hands after every bog 3. BOW instead of shaking hands with anyone. Highly recommended. #Bow #3SamuraiRules
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗
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31. sij |
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Ohio! And arigato for watching the show. The honorable Master has done it again. Your Japanese is soooooo good! Baffled. #Bow twitter.com/NicolaSyms/sta…
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@YujiroTaniyama I have to say, you were a phenomenal guide to Master May! Leading everyone to the opinion that Japan 🇯🇵 is AMAZING. Thank you for showing us the way xx
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗
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Master James has done it once again, indeed sir. You must visit the famous ‘Maid cafe’ in Osaka, as the double agent of your mighty British Samurai. The dinner is ready! #Bow twitter.com/DrTimothyErick…
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗
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Good SakuRa, Good spring! Bow twitter.com/seenfitz/statu…
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗
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Arigato gozaim-Ass. m(_ _)m Back in the 90’s when Mr Michael Jackson the Great was still around, I’d often hear a rumor that Mr Clapton Eric would always purchase 3 “wash-let’s” or loos before leaving Nippon after his tour. He didn’t need a ‘pick’ onwards. #Bow twitter.com/andyrobomurph/…
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗
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The honorable Master is indeed precious. However I’m nothing but misplaced testicles sir. #Bow twitter.com/D0vahk11n2/sta…
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗
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Bow sir. Bow twitter.com/Newcastle1967/…
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗
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You must have seen a different program sir. I’m just an obedient servant from the #LandoftheRisingPenis twitter.com/fiddlerboi/sta…
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗
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29. sij |
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An honor sir. But I am just a Bellend #Bow twitter.com/MK14533138/sta…
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗
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The Japanese never fart sir. There must have been a grave sound system error then. Shimanami Kaido from Hiroshima side, then after 70km cycling, hop into the great Dogo-onsen please! Bow twitter.com/ma_w9/status/1…
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗
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24. sij |
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Ohio sir! In just a despicable Bellend, but Arigato for watching the honorable Master’s show. Bow twitter.com/MiniHeff/statu…
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗
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21. sij |
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Dear sir, Debu Baka Gaijins (fat stupid foreigners) are indisputable treasures for Nippon! It’s the mighty Gaijin-power that can blow up its pathetic complacency. Rebel, Gaijins, without a cause! #JamesDean #MasterJames twitter.com/AndyWBARider/s…
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗
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Arigato! The obedient servant always serves the Master. #PrayForAustralia twitter.com/theonekirsten/…
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗
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Arigato for watching the show Jacky san! I’m just a little Bellend serving the honorable Master. Brevity (not Brexit) of life, the Nippon mindset! Bow twitter.com/IMJACKYPALMA/s…
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗
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Arigato for viewing the honorable Master’s mindblowing show! It goes without saying, that the Bellend wishes all great travelers across the globe to touch the ‘untouched, untold’ Nippon! Bow twitter.com/joshwmason/sta…
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Samurai Yujiro 谷山雄二朗
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Dear friends and neighbors, I am profusely sorry for disclosing my misplaced crotch in front of the public eye, while confronting the 180kg Sumo wrestlers. I had no idea that the Australian cameraman Sean was filming from that crucial angle. #Bow #ourmaninjapan
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