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ğŸŽƒDimethylmercuryifanlu☠️ Oct 20
It’s that time of the year where I preach my unpopular opinion that horror movies are stupid and have the same artistic value as pornography
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Yifan Oct 19
A challenge: try to sing along to a broken heart.
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ğŸŽƒDimethylmercuryifanlu☠️ Oct 19
When you’re deep into the terms of service and see the lawyer has a sense of humor.
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ğŸŽƒDimethylmercuryifanlu☠️ Oct 18
2018: Sega publishes Sony's mascot game for a Nintendo console.
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Yifan Oct 17
Nothing sucks more then seven colors.
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ğŸŽƒDimethylmercuryifanlu☠️ Oct 17
Can we start calling petroleum ‘earth jizz’?
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ğŸŽƒDimethylmercuryifanlu☠️ Oct 17
Replying to @Sora3100 @DaveeFTW
Not gonna embarrass the idiots.
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ğŸŽƒDimethylmercuryifanlu☠️ Oct 17
Replying to @nohabiamasnicks
Yeah you can find me on the henkaku discord.
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ğŸŽƒDimethylmercuryifanlu☠️ Oct 17
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ğŸŽƒDimethylmercuryifanlu☠️ Oct 16
Club Penguin is a lot less cute when you use it as a verb.
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ğŸŽƒDimethylmercuryifanlu☠️ Oct 16
Replying to @NedWilliamson
Vita hacking?
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ğŸŽƒDimethylmercuryifanlu☠️ Oct 16
Replying to @yifanlu
“Do anything fun last weekend?” “I do not recall.”
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ğŸŽƒDimethylmercuryifanlu☠️ Oct 16
I seem to treat every question like I’m on the witness stand. “Do you have any allergies?” “Not to my knowledge”
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ğŸŽƒDimethylmercuryifanlu☠️ Oct 15
Halloween is just casual cosplay.
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ğŸŽƒDimethylmercuryifanlu☠️ Oct 15
Replying to @yifanlu_ebooks
It’s 2018 bot, you can’t just do that.
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Yifan Oct 15
Snatching your computer this way by remotely triggering it.
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ğŸŽƒDimethylmercuryifanlu☠️ Oct 14
That’s because I’m an edgy toddler
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ğŸŽƒDimethylmercuryifanlu☠️ Oct 14
Replying to @freakler94
Because the only people who still care about the Vita are edgy toddlers.
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ğŸŽƒDimethylmercuryifanlu☠️ Oct 14
*at Target return counter* “was there an issue with this pie pan?” “no, I just didn’t want pies anymore”
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ğŸŽƒDimethylmercuryifanlu☠️ Oct 13
Do computers break or do I break computers?
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