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@xarph
He/him Nihilist soap Mastodon/fediverse: @xarph@beach.city for organic shitposting @xarph@oldbytes.space for computer shitposting
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@xarph 5h
Yo fuck tom nook
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@xarph 5h
Animal Crossing: Syndicate
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@xarph 8h
Replying to @anothershoe
Dude I didn’t sign up for that kind of d&d game
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@xarph 10h
Replying to @xarph
also raise the titanic is an extremely entertaining bad movie
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@xarph 10h
RIP clive cussler Your name will live on as a trademark forever.
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@xarph 22h
can we certainly try streaming LIVE VIA SATELLITE THROUGH SPACE on March 12?
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@xarph Feb 25
Replying to @TarsTarkasnet
There hasn’t been a good debate since “proceed, governor”
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@xarph Feb 25
when will you write your giant guide to designing running presentations? this all hands webex I’m watching will be the death of me. Currently the legends on all the graphs are underneath the array of webex buttons that can’t be hidden.
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@xarph Feb 25
Replying to @saladinahmed
shit I’d take $2500 for a few hours of work then vote for bernie or warren
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@xarph Feb 25
if you got a 3ds or 2ds and still travel with it, please bring it and shoot 3d pictures! after cruise, I’ll collect the MPO files and make a 3d gallery for use with red/blue cardboard 3d glasses. This will go nicely with the gameboy camera gallery.
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@xarph Feb 25
Replying to @srtcd424 @tomperrine
the stuff after the hyphen isn’t too bad
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@xarph Feb 25
Replying to @0xabad1dea
Alternately switch to my complex's bluetooth le driven app to pay from your smartphone that does not actually protect against relay attacks >_>
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@xarph Feb 25
Replying to @Iuckyrabbit
See I like both outcomes. Strong girl, or trans representation like the NES sprite.
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@xarph Feb 25
Replying to @Anvkii @tomperrine
I’m not cool I just break a lot of shit and live to tell about it
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@xarph Feb 25
Replying to @Iuckyrabbit
For best results, please let it turn out that sypha is not actually a female kitten
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@xarph Feb 25
Replying to @mattcolville
in the grim meathook future we wear leotards and high heeled boots at the same time
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@xarph Feb 25
Replying to @jmattheij
It later became known to us that docker, inc. just... doesn’t expect things to run for six months without migrating to a new major version. Like, “no UCP/DTR node should live for more than six months or it gets too big to fit through the door.” Edited: minor to major, thinko.
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@xarph Feb 25
Replying to @jmattheij
We just quit docker trusted registry for azure registry this weekend. Aside from the “does not work in pure ipv6 networks” shit, after six months the distributed database (rethinkdb) it uses got so huge that it couldn’t be backed up. Just timeouts from the underlying db layer.
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@xarph Feb 25
bob iger didn't resign himself
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@xarph Feb 25
Replying to @rsnous
I'm sure my 75+ parents who only use ipads will be delighted with this.
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