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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower
Lightly medicated epistemophiliac. All Tweets should be deemed copyrighted drafts.
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The Swami Vivey Kamununde Olifant 👙 10h
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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower 3h
No, grandad, you haven't told it before. [I love that gentle diss; nicked it from Jimmy Carr] I notice: Izzy, you and implicitly if not explicitly, me, have recently added preambles of the "I may have already..." ilk. To you both I say, "Welcome to Old. It doesn't get better." 😁
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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower 7h
In Jamaica it's "...In De Minor...Mon"
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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower 15h
MotherFLOCKER that was gonna be my joke, just a tad more corporate. [Conference table, packed with architect / engineer types] "Okay everybody knows what a Danish milkmaid from the mid 19th c looks like, right?..."
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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower 15h
Its puzzling that one can build a rocket but treat recovery as an afterthought. Not funny that he died - but astonishing that his fans let it get this far.
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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower 15h
Oh lord! 24 followers ?? But you're gonna sort US out? 😂
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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower 15h
Crappy writing is a You problem. Phrases like "may well have succeeded" are usually reserved for the hackiest of hacks or people from Arkansas. photo
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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower 15h
When you hitch your wagon to a comet.
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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower 15h
Accident? This outcome was scientifically inevitable. Ejector pods / seats are jaw-droppingly expensive because they make you NOT DEAD when Fate comes a'callin'.
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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower 15h
4 followers? That can't be happenstance.
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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower 15h
Conviction? Like the Hale-Bopp / Heaven's Gate crew? I know that term, conviction, too well, growing up within an ultra conservative holiness crowd. They were / are nutters. There's no virtue in ignoring facts & science ⬇️ per "conviction". No. Virtue.
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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower 16h
😂 Noice. We should mount that. Like the Abrams Brothers Do The Bard. In fact, mangling, but in a clever way. Dang. It would help if I were 25 yrs younger. I'd begin with a v. o. narration, "It was the best of times..." just to make the toffs' backdoor sphincters clinch.
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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower 16h
Massacring American Grizzlies Assholically
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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower Feb 23
Oh, Man! So cool! 😄 I recently read a piece on the rebuilt Mariott (which, understandably gets less att'n than the 'scrapers.
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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower Feb 23
When Mrs. Malaprop and Mrs. Doubtfire love each other VERY MUCH...
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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower Feb 23
Much ado, as you like it?
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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower Feb 23
Got all snuggled; blanket + the good earphones, started the pod & promptly fell 💤 Something about closing your eyes and your sternum disappearing and 💤💤💤💤 Queued for, ahem, relistening 😁😎
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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower Feb 23
PS: Don't bother carefully centering an airplane picture. At JACK will crop it however he goddam well pleases.
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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower Feb 23
Well I'm more Iron Maiden meself... less to do with their music -- more the cheek that it takes to tour in a fkn 747. Still, there's a goofy appeal in Mr. Lee that's undeniable - like IDGAF bringin' your DAWG inta (sic) the restaurant.
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Charlie Spartacus-Whistleblower Feb 23
Prenatal Advisory: may contain synecdoche & innuendo. 14+ Well, you know, for MY lot, her oculus, pentulous & dodeculous are ALL virtual redoculous rifts.
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