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Trump/Pence Sex Tape
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Adam Goodell Oct 20
The mayor from Jaws is still the mayor in Jaws 2. It is so important to vote in your local elections.
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C.A. Punchallnazis 10h
Replying to @EyePatchGuy
My former restaurant manager rooted for the Yankees AND Steelers, which made him an all-the-way asshole
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🌎Seasonal Scaryname🌎 10h
Next to seeing the Mets win, I do like to see the Yankees lose.
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C.A. Punchallnazis 10h
If you're not happy the Yankees aren't in the World Series you have shitty fucking sports opinions
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ms_opinion 10h
Replying to @VibeHi
I missed that part in the Bible where Jesus was all "pfff there are OTHER thing you know!"
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Erik Loomis 10h
Happy Yankee Elimination Day!
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pushups imouto 🚜🚬 18h
birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, lets do it, lets go hurtling straight into a sliding glass door and die
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Trump/Pence Sex Tape 11h
Replying to @Johngcole
It's actually the law that if you're a Yanks fan who's neither NY-born or bred, ten everyone else is required to beat your ass on sight.
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Stan Coulter 18h
Junior’s inability to distinguish black women from one another is only slightly worse than his inability to realize his step-mom was in porn
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Matthew Yglesias 13h
Replying to @mattyglesias
“If you bomb North Korea, tens of thousands might die.” “Who cares?” “Sir, you’d have to call grieving relatives.” “Give peace a chance!”
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Matthew Yglesias 13h
Trump’s obvious aversion to offering condolences may be our best bet for avoiding a new major war.
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DPRK News Service Oct 20
Nine years later, once vibrant promise of "Obama-Phone" is revealed as empty and meaningless sham perpetrated upon United States peasants.
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DPRK News Service 16h
"Surprise sex" enthusiast and condom-vandal Julian Assange reveals secrets of masculinity, to adoring women from his underground lair.
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wint 17h
thinking of abandoning dreams of becoming a Senator, so i can post about yelling "Fuck" in the bathroom because i accidentally became racist
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sean. 👻 Oct 17
Replying to @SeanMcElwee
The 2016 Democratic Primary was a far less toxic than the average primary and by historical standards Democrats are relatively unified.
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Trump/Pence Sex Tape 20h
Harvard is our worst institution of higher learning
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Taiwan Jones Oct 19
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Alex Hazanov 21h
Fire is pretty much the only participant in the college free speech brigade which takes itself and its cause seriously.
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Trump/Pence Sex Tape 21h
I won't support any Wu-Tang group album unless it's produced entirely by Pete Rock and/or DJ Muggs
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Trump/Pence Sex Tape 22h
Replying to @evepeyser
Is that Ryan Holiday in the diaper?
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