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Mouth Fart Opera
"Sometimes things that are jokes seem a little mean but they're actually funny."
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Mouth Fart Opera 1h
Replying to @Beyerstein @ErikLoomis
He'd shart in Trump's general direction
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Evan Dawson 16h
Just the fact that this man does not get laughed onto the street shows how sick our country is.
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Tony Posnanski 18h
RT if you would rather watch an unplugged television than this.
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Mouth Fart Opera 6h
I mean, at least here the fringier crackpot-o-sphere (cf. Counterpunch) are acknowledging Moore's loss/Jones' victory as a good thing…as opposed to last month, where in their bubble the Virginia election may as well have never happened.
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Mouth Fart Opera 6h
I'm…fairly certain the bots don't make up more than 40% of these people at most (I'm guessing 15-25% IRL)? Don't underestimate the depths of human derpitude.
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Mouth Fart Opera 6h
Fant4stic. Seriously, the science fair scene is probably the most infuriatingly intelligence-insulting sequence I have ever seen.
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Darren Rovell 7h
Disney announces it has reached a deal to acquire 21st Century Fox, as predicted by a Simpsons episode that first aired on November 8, 1998.
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Mouth Fart Opera 7h
Yes, the latest step in Disney owning the world re:the deal, but does this mean we'll finally get a Fantastic Four movie that doesn't suck shit?
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Mouth Fart Opera 12h
Replying to @dril
noooooo
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Mouth Fart Opera 14h
Replying to @emmeyekayeee
should and will i have a bag of dissected/degloved duck members for a job i had, which i was thinking of in above extra 200, cause its so much easier when they're dead beforehand turducken
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Mouth Fart Opera 14h
Replying to @GaryLegum
David Daley has a lot to answer for.
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Connor Sheets 14h
45 years ago, Perman Hardy was a sharecropper who picked cotton after school on the white man's land where her family lived. Yesterday, she personally drove 50+ voters to polls in Lowndes County, Alabama, which helped win the race
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Mouth Fart Opera 14h
make Canada suck a dick
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Mouth Fart Opera 14h
Replying to @JoshuaGuess @joshtpm
David Daley has a lot to answer for.
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Mouth Fart Opera 14h
Replying to @joshtpm
bringing me flashbacks to the derp oblivion iteration of Salon
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Mouth Fart Opera 14h
Replying to @ErikLoomis
if Breitbart were written in crayon rather than green feces
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Saladin Ahmed 14h
pull my finger kiddo hrn hrn c’mon pull it OHMIGOD DAD YOU ARE SO *EMBARRASSING*
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Nathaniel 'JONES WON OMG' D'ecemberio🎄❄️ Dec 12
I'm gonna get this framed
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Mouth Fart Opera 15h
Replying to @jkyles10 @LemieuxLGM
but then everyone will die
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Daniel W. Drezner 18h
I know, man. I hear that Fox pollsters used exotic algebraic techniques—developed by Islamic mathematicians, no less—to “project” the winner.
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