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Kevin J. Maroney
Patreon supporter & kickstarter soft touch Kevin J. Maroney is a dilettante in the old sense. Serenely Joyful Wombat. He/him. Hispanic/Irish.
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Kevin J. Maroney retweeted
Oliver Willis 11h
10 years ago conservatives were saying marriage equality would lead to marriage to goats, ducks, etc. so you should definitely listen to them when they oppose transgender equality.
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Kevin J. Maroney 7h
Replying to @tnielsenhayden
I hope your ride is largely unconscious--seems like the best of the several options available. Does this malady have a name, that we might know it and curse it on your behalf?
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Kevin J. Maroney 10h
Replying to @jessnevins
Stock up on Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup?
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Kevin J. Maroney 10h
For Bill Gates, it's worth adding "even after 2008"--that is, after Epstein was a *convicted, high-profile pedophile*. In general, if a rich person is convicted of something, you need to assume what they actually did was *vastly* worse and that's all they can make stick.
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Chaos 11h
get off my lawn
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Kevin J. Maroney 11h
Replying to @tnielsenhayden
One of those times the "Like"/"Favorites" button seems so horribly inappropriate. I'm sorry for both of you--do you have a sense of how long you will be down with this sickness?
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Kevin J. Maroney 11h
Replying to @RealAlexRubi
If the inevitable outcome was "the Kurds abandon autonomy and are re-integrated into Syrian control"--and I'm not arguing other results were likely or even possible--maybe that could have been accomplished by negotiation rather than abrupt retreat and slaughter?
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Kevin J. Maroney 11h
Replying to @StevieVanZandt
I saw the Waterboys in a club last week and kept thinking, "Holy crap do these guys belong in the Garage or what?" (Particularly during "London Mick".) Glad to hear you'll be playing them more!
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Ab-ghoul El-Scary 🎃 👻 Jul 29
Guys. We need MEDICARE for all. Not MEDIOCRE for all. Focus, now.
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Kevin J. Maroney 11h
Replying to @womzilla
Platypuses do not have vaginas at all--like birds (and the reptilian common ancestor of birds and mammals) they have cloacae. As with most birds, platypuses have two ovaries, but only one of them functions.
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Kevin J. Maroney 11h
Just when I think I know all there is to know about wombats, I learn this: apparently most or all female Australian marsupials have space portal vaginas.
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Daniel W. Drezner 15h
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Handelabra Games 12h
Replying to @womzilla
While the union has not called for a boycott, and we are NOT actively boycotting the platform, many of our fans expressed their misgivings about using kickstarter right now so we wanted to run this campaign in a way that allowed the largest number of people to participate.
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Kevin J. Maroney 12h
Noteworthy: , who have run 3 successful Kickstarter campaigns for digital conversions of board games, are doing their latest campaign on IndieGoGo explicitly because of Kickstarter's hostility to unionization.
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Zebra Clad Werewolf Oct 11
I did not know that coyotes could climb apple trees. We've had several coyotes fall out of our crabapple tree tonight. We believe they are eating rotting apples and getting a bit inebriated in the process. XD
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Seth Cotlar Sep 29
Replying to @SethCotlar
The Trump Cambria County FB page, as far as I've seen, has offered exactly ZERO policy proposals that would improve the lives of the people who live there. ZERO. What they offer is a chance to save America from the Soros-funded, God-hating, baby killing Socialist gun grabbers.
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Kevin J. Maroney 12h
Hey, : Step up on this one, okay?
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Kevin J. Maroney 12h
Incredibly tiny spoilers for LUCIFER S02E09, "Homewrecker": It's hard to believe that an episode that aired on November 21, 2016 is *deliberately* referencing Pizzagate with the criminal who gets requests from his clients using a pizza-based code. But is it impossible?
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Kevin J. Maroney 13h
Replying to @womzilla
Just realized I never credited this! It's a panel from "The Last Days of Superman" by Edmund Hamilton, Curt Swan, and George Klein (colorist & letterer unknown) from SUPERMAN #156, October 1962. Modulo sexist phrasing, it's the best possible summary of Superman's morality.
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*Palpatine voice* UNLIMITED DADPUNS🍝 15h
The Trump video is really just an expression of how common it is on the right to publicly express fantasies about mass murdering their countrymen, in between complaining about civility and the lack of respect liberals show them.
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