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Tonight perla and I took a shot in honor of visiting us tomorrow and let me tell ya. We got p lit immediately after. The Bazzi effect!!!
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I really hope roasts me tonight.
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matt Jul 20
why is colonel pronounced colonel and not colonel
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✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ 21h
Tita: hoy. Do you have boypren??? Me:
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✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ 23h
Nothing is uglier than someone who is drunk off their ass and is confident that they can drive they ass home.
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✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ Jul 20
Replying to @woahlyssa
Fuck you. Fuck your entire family. I hope you catch a pothole that fucks up your car. Your parents never loved you.
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✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ Jul 20
I literally wish all the worst to a trick ass hoe who don’t let people properly merge in a area with an accident in the middle of a road t then start acting like they didn’t do anything wrong. Fuck you.
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𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙗 Jul 19
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ً Jul 19
Who is this? I'm screaming 💀
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✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ Jul 20
I still do this and I’m 23 😅😅😅
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✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ Jul 20
“You look like Chloe Kim” well, my Olympian twin lived out a dream of mine.
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✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ Jul 20
Replying to @woahlyssa
Also... I had like 4 shots and 2.5 drinks... and was not considerably drunk. The planets in retrograde are actually in my favor lol
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✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ Jul 20
I also saw an elementary school classmate of mine at the bar and I didn’t even bother to say hi. I am impressed with myself.
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✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ Jul 20
Overall, I had a great time, and I’m ready to do it again tomorrow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ Jul 20
Replying to @woahlyssa
Disgust^ damn it.
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✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ Jul 20
Replying to @woahlyssa
He was wearing sunglasses... indoors. In the evening. The lack of respect he had for his own damn self said it all. Masculinity is such a fragile little egg. Any inconvenience will break it and change the mood of a man. So sad.
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✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ Jul 20
Tonight, at the bar, some guy kept trying to talk to me. He ended up sliding his hand around my waist. I grabbed it and pried it off me. He face of disgusted said everything. MY BODY MY RULES. DONT LAY A HAND ON ME BUDDY.
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✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ Jul 19
Always and forever
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❁ MAMAS FRITAS ❁ Jul 19
Imma live forever bitchezzzzz Xx
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✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ Jul 19
Replying to @iZIK713
*sends in echo* YEET
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