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Wil Wheaton
Fake geek girl. I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine. On a good day I am charming as fuck.
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Wil Wheaton 6h
Goodnight, nerds.
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Wil Wheaton 7h
John, please. This is a solemn duty that I'm performing, here. So solemn. So serious. So intense.
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Wil Wheaton 7h
no no no not fast. Slow. Yeah, slow.
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Wil Wheaton 7h
The marketing for the new IT movie has some really weird dialog changes on it.
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Wil Wheaton 7h
Two high speed chases in LA tonight. I wonder if we'll get a hat trick.
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Wil Wheaton 7h
I'm old enough to be your chaperone, you two. Just keep your hands where I can see them. Oh yeah. Right there. Yeah.
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Wil Wheaton 7h
"IF WE WERE EVER ALONE WITH A WOMAN SHE WOULD FUCK OUR DICKS RIGHT OFF BECAUSE WE ARE SO HOT." -These delusional shitheels.
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Wil Wheaton 7h
Please meet my friend, , who is doing precisely this.
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Wil Wheaton 8h
I've seen one game in Calgary, and I've met tons of Flames fans over the years. They are some of the best fans in professional sports.
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Jeff Letourneau 8h
Services Planned Parenthood offers to men:
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Wil Wheaton 8h
This is the very best way I have ever found out about a high speed chase, ever.
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Wil Wheaton 8h
"That's my secret. I'm always itemizing deductions."
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Wil Wheaton 9h
My three stars of the game: 3. Jarome Iginla 2. Jarome Iginla 1. Jarome Iginla
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Wil Wheaton 9h
And today's gold medal for laughably false equivalency goes to
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Wil Wheaton 9h
Who are these players, and what have they done with my beloved ?!
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Wil Wheaton 9h
Divine Secrets of the Shubuya-ya Sisterhood
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Wil Wheaton 9h
you could be having the saddest ramen ever, but you playin
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Wil Wheaton 9h
you go to war with the army you have, and so forth
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Wil Wheaton 9h
Sumo' Better Blues
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Wil Wheaton 9h
You may ask yourself, how did I get here?
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