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Wil Wheaton
Fake geek girl. I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine. On a good day I am charming as fuck.
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Wil Wheaton Oct 15
Replying to @kevingchristy
Turn down for what?
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Wil Wheaton Oct 15
“One person’s history of Twitter, from beginning to end” by
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Wil Wheaton Oct 15
"Hi. I love you and you are the best human and OH HEY IS THAT SCRAMBLED EGGS?"
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Wil Wheaton Oct 15
Replying to @AnneWheaton
*winks*
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Wil Wheaton Oct 14
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Wil Wheaton Oct 14
You guys should come be a paid protester with the rest of us. We're making BILLIONS from Soros!
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Wholesome Memes Oct 14
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Justin Hendrix Oct 14
Facebook has the data and capability to inform every American user that was exposed to Russian propaganda. It should
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Wil Wheaton Oct 14
Replying to @azorak83 @AnneWheaton
HOLY CRAP!
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Wil Wheaton Oct 14
Replying to @CADalena72
I'd call it a die, because "dice" is the plural form, but what really matters is that your kid is playing more games!
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Wil Wheaton Oct 13
Replying to @gates_mcfadden
Sorry about that.
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Wil Wheaton Oct 12
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Also, , isn't about flags, anthems or your sudden patriotic outrage. But you know that, you incompetent jackhole.
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Wil Wheaton Oct 12
Replying to @wwsargedo
I know that.
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Wil Wheaton Oct 12
Respect can't be demanded. It must be earned. If you had ever earned a damn thing in your life, you'd know that, you ass.
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Wil Wheaton Oct 12
Replying to @jonlovett
You're a straight shooter, respected by both side, for fucks sake.
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Wil Wheaton Oct 12
This is really 's fault. If she didn't want to be suspended, she should have been a Nazi, or a man who harasses women.
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Wil Wheaton Oct 11
Ugh. I just saw that my idiot thumbs mistyped it. To be honest, I'm more disappointed that my user dictionary didn't catch the mistake.
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Wil Wheaton Oct 11
Replying to @kumailn
I am so excited for you!
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Wil Wheaton Oct 11
Replying to @legobutts
Kind, respectful, men who say, "it was a pleasure playing with you."
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Wil Wheaton Oct 11
Replying to @AndyRichter
That intersection terrifies me. It should be a roundabout, not a Kobiyashi Maru.
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