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fe fi fo fum
I smell the blood of a simpleton
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fe fi fo fum 22h
You ever blow your nose so hard ya fart a lil?
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fe fi fo fum 23h
Replying to @jtillyyy
With you I’ll even let my diva cup sit on the edge of the sink.
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fe fi fo fum Feb 17
I want to skip to that point in a relationship where you watch me put cream on my face naked while I suck the saliva out of my retainer.
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fe fi fo fum Feb 17
Replying to @youngttsunami
You sexist ass mother fucker.
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CounselorX Feb 16
Him: I don’t know if you can handle all this... Her:
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tekla 💜✨ Feb 16
babysitting tonight. we were both peacefully drawing. went to the bathroom for 30 seconds. “i drew her a new face!”
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fe fi fo fum Feb 16
I’m gonna make a controversial statement. Be warned: I know every one of us redoes the Instagram “who are you” until we get the one we want. It’s okay.
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fe fi fo fum Feb 14
Replying to @SingleTearQueer
I don’t stan cancel culture. Peroit. But this bitch needs to be cancelled, drawn, and quartered.
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fe fi fo fum Feb 13
I subtly convinced the old white men in the bar that I work at to listen to gay icon and soul country star by relating him to Leon Russell and other straight white singers. They all Stan.
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fe fi fo fum Feb 13
Replying to @GouldMax
Thank you max for all of this, seriously.
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fe fi fo fum Feb 13
Yo: anyone know of any good script writing software. Perhaps of the free nature?
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fe fi fo fum Feb 12
I need this everyday
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fe fi fo fum Feb 12
If anyone in my circuits has watched Gretle & Hansel please lmk, because I have a bone to pick and one to chew on too.
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fe fi fo fum Feb 10
5 Movies to get to know me: 1. Ferngully 2. Mrs. Doubtfire 3. Ladybird 4. Mother 5. Captain Fantastic
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fe fi fo fum Feb 10
Replying to @sadsleepygirl23
All forms of chaotic except when I’m sleepy. Then I’m lawful evil.
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fe fi fo fum Feb 10
Replying to @haleybri13
Of course!
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fe fi fo fum Feb 10
I am Wilhelmina, patron saint of the mountain.
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fe fi fo fum Feb 10
Replying to @IsaacDSnyder
Dude. Nearly 100% spot on.
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fe fi fo fum Feb 8
Replying to @jtillyyy
I knew it!
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fe fi fo fum Feb 7
Brushing your teeth, pooping, and petting your cat all at the same time is legitimately so hard.
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