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whitney atkinson ☀️
whoever said this was good was spitting straight lies because ive been thrust back into a 2015 colleen hoover hellscape
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
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at this point i’m groaning on every page, i kinda just wanna make a thread about how much of a bad time im having rn
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
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cool from now on there will be spoilers bc mama needs to rant since this all won’t fit into my goodreads review
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
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so basically georgie wants to fake date travis because it will make her family take her more seriously in her career as a professional clown..... sis, holding hands with a man wont make you look any different for throwing a degree away to become a literal clown lol
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
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this is a summary of the book. travis knows he shouldnt have sex with georgie but he sure will be overprotective, sabotage her date with someone else, and become immensely jealous of anyone else being with her separate thread needed for the fact she named her vibrator “dale”
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
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also can we please backtrack to the scene where he “accidentally” touches her boob but then full out calls it “a handfull of little-sister tit”? (pg. 24)
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
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it was this page right here, officer theyre literally surrounded by kids rn im— earlier travis was at his construction job talking about accidentally sawing off his erection IM—
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
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love that the author described the main character being a virgin as “depriving herself” 🤪
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
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“he could fulfill hungers inside of her she hadn’t even been aware of” (pg. 177) sis you have a vibrator..... you NAMED it
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
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bonnie is reading this with me and she just got to the sex scene and this is all she had to say 💀💀💀💀 im yodeling
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
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georgie is like UGH why wont anyone take me seriously??? 1. you are a literal clown for a living 2. you just used the word “canoodling” to describe sex 3. you planned a fake relationship instead of confronting your family
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
Replying to @whittynovels
a video demonstration was necessary for this line
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
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every time the author reminds us that the mc is a clown (literally every page) i just have to laugh. like a person is saying this unironically
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
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this is one of the most offensive portrayals of a woman ive seen in a book. how is this chatacter written by a woman???? this mc is so DUMB im seething
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
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...... just say heart
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
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im cringing so hard that cody ko just woke up in a cold sweat
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
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breaking news: local man (28 years old) learns about having a pulse
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
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this book keeps roasting overalls and messy buns as if those aren’t trendy as hell. someone tell this author you don’t need a chanel bag and marble countertops to be cool
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
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these girls keep talking about how they created a “club” but it’s literally just them drinking and talking. like uhhhh gals thats just called hanging out. refer to john mulaney
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
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travis in a nutshell
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 6
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anyone: h— travis: [angrily slams his fist down on a table and yells about nothing] georgie: oh my god im so wet
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 7
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i don’t even have a caption for this i’m just tired
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 7
Replying to @whittynovels
then explain trump
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 7
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spoken like a true straight white man
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 7
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“they hadn’t touched enough for his liking” everyone fire up your tiny violins bc this man’s quota of touching has not been met
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 7
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i know he’s talking about sex but in any other context, it sounds like he’s telling her he’s about to murder her skksksksksks
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 7
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why is this literally written like a 11 year old writing bad fanfiction
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 7
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travis: i want to do something affectionate special for georgie travis: travis: travis: travis: travis: travis: how about i chop down her favorite childhood tree she has a lot of fond memories of
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 7
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 7
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when bae is romantic with you 🤪
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whitney atkinson ☀️ Jul 7
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this bitch just said “her neck lost power” uhhh georgie is a robot confirmed???
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