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Wendi Townsend
WIYY On Air. Flagship Station Of The Baltimore Ravens. Comedian. Dog Mom. wendistars@gmail.com
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Wendi Townsend 15h
If I had a dollar for every time I jumped up in the morning afraid I've overslept, I wouldn't need to go to work at all
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Wendi Townsend Jun 17
Stranger: Did you move in all by yourself? Me: Nah, I have 7 pit bulls, a cop, and two UFC fighters moving in with me also.
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Wendi Townsend Jun 15
Nothing is bothering more about my move than this. I'm heartbroken. 😔😓💔
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Wendi Townsend Jun 12
Replying to @JLogana @Wawa
Sometimes you just feel like something different
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Wendi Townsend Jun 12
Pro tip: change all of them to 97.9 cmonnn
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Wendi Townsend Jun 12
Replying to @MyInfo37028890 @Wawa
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Wendi Townsend Jun 12
Dude wants you to eat a quesadilla like you folded a pizza in half. Who tf doesnt cut the dilla?
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Wendi Townsend Jun 10
You can work 90+ hours a week, be on the radio, do stand up, get a nice place, be a good person, volunteer, donate, help others, sacrifice everything and your dad will still bite your head off about that speed camera ticket that gets you 0 points on your license, because dads.
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Wendi Townsend Jun 8
That is what normally helps me also, but I had a middle seat in between a father and son, who had cords draped over my legs, kept reaching over, and watching the same tablet and gave zero fucks I was there and refused to sit together
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Wendi Townsend Jun 8
Huge thanks to & the awesome lady attendants, flight 5038 LAS to BWI, for getting me thru a mild anxiety attack in the air. Give those women a raise. Pun intended. ❤🛫
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Wendi Townsend Jun 8
Did ever find the girl from the plane? Because if not, I'm about to get on a plane and I'm a brunette. Just throwing that out there 🙋‍♀️
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Wendi Townsend Jun 7
The Queen was so close to us. I'm sorry but I had to.
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Wendi Townsend Jun 6
Representing Baltimore in Vegas!
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Wendi Townsend Jun 6
STILL UP AND I KNOW I'LL REGRET THIS BUT I DON'T CARE
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Wendi Townsend Jun 4
Replying to @AngelanotAngola
No, but I'll probably just bang dudes while im there. Less uncomfortable of a situation 🤷‍♀️
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Wendi Townsend Jun 4
Ready for my flight. The plane won't be the only thing lifting off.
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Wendi Townsend Jun 2
Replying to @GeorgeI24
Vegas!
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Wendi Townsend Jun 2
Replying to @youthinkmemad
I like to relax and chill, the standing or pressure of being in the bathroom would work against me
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Wendi Townsend Jun 2
Ladies please advise: when going on a trip with your girl friend, do you bring a toy? How do you even get alone time? 5 days without is a long time. Halp.
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Wendi Townsend Jun 1
Replying to @Patharris20
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