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📶Weekday Update
Picking up where SNL leaves off and anchoring during the week. All the news memes fit to tweet. Don’t Not Panic. fsociety.
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📶Weekday Update 11h
ALTERNATE HEADLINE: Stephen Colbert Read an Inspirational Quote Once
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📶Weekday Update 11h
HEY MAN: DO NOT GO TO ITALY ON YOUR HONEYMOON.
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📶Weekday Update Nov 16
Grrrrrrrrrrrrreeat
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📶Weekday Update Nov 16
I think I heard about a Christopher Nolan dose at Burning Man
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📶Weekday Update Nov 15
Ohhhh... because Melania keeps standing on the upholstery to take down the chandelier so she can wear it! Thaaaat’s why the upholstery bills are insane.
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📶Weekday Update Nov 15
Replying to @asjah8 @BetteMidler
Shame on you for trying to shame Bette Midler for a funny joke.
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📶Weekday Update Nov 15
She’s RIGHT. It’s hilarious. She’s barely clothed and in an airplane and this joke implies lots of sex which is funny but actually that’s the grossest part; the idea of the Donald gettin busy. So if you’re reacting to just that part then ok you might be on to something
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📶Weekday Update Nov 15
Replying to @gdoiowu2 @BetteMidler
It’s a sex joke. Can you not handle that?
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📶Weekday Update Nov 15
Replying to @weekdayupdate
Like “I didn’t make it to the polls, but for what it’s worth, I AM registered to vote.”
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📶Weekday Update Nov 15
Replying to @weekdayupdate
OUCH. 100% Barron at the moment.
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📶Weekday Update Nov 15
Replying to @wizard_of_Goz
amurite? haha
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📶Weekday Update Nov 14
Replying to @ArianaGrande
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📶Weekday Update Nov 14
Replying to @wizard_of_Goz
“unfortunately”???
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📶Weekday Update Nov 14
I love how most the time when people say “for what it’s worth” it ain’t worth shit
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📶Weekday Update Nov 14
WORST childhood:
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📶Weekday Update Nov 14
Well played
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📶Weekday Update Nov 14
Hey it just might be time for celebrity claymation battles again
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📶Weekday Update Nov 13
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📶Weekday Update Nov 13
The real story here is that this amazing fossil, the largest of its kind, was FOUND IN 1992 and sat in a California university’s dusty museum basement for 26 YEARS before we heard about it. via
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📶Weekday Update Nov 13
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