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Picking up where SNL leaves off and anchoring during the week. All the news memes fit to tweet. Don’t Not Panic. fsociety.
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📶Weekday Update 8h
DUNE 2020
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📶Weekday Update Feb 19
may the fence be with you
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📶Weekday Update Feb 19
Replying to @irrachionel
great use of the downward pointing emoji!
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📶Weekday Update Feb 19
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📶Weekday Update Feb 17
this seems like a terrible title for a children’s book also, what’s going on here? It looks like that bird is batting her(?) eyelashes at him?
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📶Weekday Update Feb 17
this is the polar opposite of the walk of shame
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📶Weekday Update Feb 17
Replying to @weekdayupdate
in another example, for instance, whirlwind would become whirrwen, which is actually very fun to say
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📶Weekday Update Feb 17
a recent Ariana Grande phonetic analysis reveals she’s actually saying girrfren
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📶Weekday Update retweeted
John Pfaff Feb 16
Replying to @JohnFPfaff
Hacker screens! And ASCII art! On a 35 year old 5.25” magnetic disk from the first Reagan Administration.
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📶Weekday Update Feb 17
Day 2 — or is it 3?— of the National Emergency. I passed by a broken globe in a thrift store and, though it was wobbly and rusted, every time I spun it around it would always end with Mexico staring straight back at me. THEY ARE TAKING OVER THE GLOBE
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📶Weekday Update Feb 16
Replying to @oneunderscore__
All these wall-jumpers... Seems like there’s a few places in DC that could use some better walls first
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📶Weekday Update Feb 15
Planet Herp AND Flu Planet
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📶Weekday Update Feb 15
Strep By Strep
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📶Weekday Update Feb 15
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📶Weekday Update Feb 15
Two Stroke Girls
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📶Weekday Update Feb 15
For when a player suddenly apparates mid-dribble and another player teleports into the same jersey that ...somehow didn’t apparate also?
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📶Weekday Update Feb 15
It’s a national emergency that Trump is about to declare a national emergency 🚨
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📶Weekday Update Feb 14
may we suggest a border moat? If ocean levels rise we can divert the excess ocean into a multi-purpose waterway
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📶Weekday Update Feb 14
If Trump sees this he’s gonna ask for a wall that’s twice as high
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📶Weekday Update Feb 14
The possum says her landlord is a real bitch tho
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