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📶Weekday Update
Picking up where SNL leaves off and anchoring during the week. All the news memes fit to tweet. Don’t Not Panic. fsociety.
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📶Weekday Update Sep 22
What’s next? A sexy Harvey Weinstein costume?
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📶Weekday Update Sep 21
What’s next? A slutty Neil Degrasse Tyson costume?
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📶Weekday Update Sep 20
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📶Weekday Update Sep 19
Star Wars memes
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📶Weekday Update Sep 19
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📶Weekday Update Sep 19
Replying to @hairmich42
carrotch
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📶Weekday Update Sep 18
Let’s play a fun picture game! Three things in this picture are endangered. Can you guess which ones??
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📶Weekday Update Sep 18
I can say with great certainty that “hog waste lagoons” were NOT three words I expected to put together this week.
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📶Weekday Update Sep 18
Replying to @Larrybarnett777
I heard it was a red hair (weird, right?) on a Dr Pepper, of all things
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📶Weekday Update Sep 18
THIS JUST IN: Chief Justice Roberts didn't finish his vegetables once when he was 7.
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📶Weekday Update Sep 17
Replying to @PotusLovesYou
Cops seem cooler than the neighbor...
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📶Weekday Update Sep 17
Replying to @IoriMinaseP
Haha you got a keeper
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📶Weekday Update Sep 17
Official cultural decree: “It’s like comparing apples to oranges” will heretofore be replaced by “it’s like comparing dogs to cats” because that makes WAAAAAY more sense.
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📶Weekday Update Sep 16
Do you hate your neighbors? Stories, please. (this oughta be good)
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📶Weekday Update Sep 16
Did you know there is an alternative theory to General Relativity? ...and this one DOESN’T require dark matter to exist. Oh,...and it’s still probable.
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📶Weekday Update Sep 16
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📶Weekday Update retweeted
Reductress Sep 14
Friend Who Texted ‘I’m Just Seeing This Now!’ Awarded Pulitzer Prize In Fiction:
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📶Weekday Update Sep 14
Florence may be rough... but Hurricane Donald has been flooding the nation with sh*t for WAAAAAAYY longer
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📶Weekday Update Sep 14
Replying to @JRehling
Trump is the real Fat Shady
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📶Weekday Update Sep 14
Replying to @BayouOwl
We've suggested someone slip him CBD candies for quite some time now...
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