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Jason "Footnote 9" Wojciechowski
Union lawyer. I used to edit annuals; now I just grouse about usage. Every tweet is a lie, and in any event are extremely my own opinions. He/him.
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Jason "Footnote 9" Wojciechowski 6h
I watched the last three episodes of Crazy Ex today and I cried like eight times watching the concert finale. Two of those were real-life cries because they highlighted Adam Schlesinger, but the other six were mourning the end of my time in that universe with those characters.
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Jason "Footnote 9" Wojciechowski 6h
Drinking a Melon Cart by @ Untappd at Home —
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Jason "Footnote 9" Wojciechowski 6h
I just earned the 'National Beer Day (2020)' badge on !
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Jason "Footnote 9" Wojciechowski 13h
I was not expecting the ... well, no spoilers.
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Jason "Footnote 9" Wojciechowski 13h
We have a plastic dish tub in the garage and the other day when we went to pull it out to use it for the first time in a while there was a small dead lizard in there and it just hit me that the reason it died was because it couldn't scramble its way up the sides and it starved :(
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Perfume Genius Apr 3
What are the people that wear those wide brim hats everywhere doing right now, do they still have them on
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Dr Eleanor Janega 15h
I am the god damn plague/Renaissance police and I will be issuing citations anytime I see these takes on the TL. No. Absolutely not. I rebuke all of this.
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Jason "Footnote 9" Wojciechowski 14h
Replying to @wearyhobo
"i would suggest to you" was a go-to phrase of one of my favorite bosses and i really learned to love it and would like to incorporate it more into my life
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Jason "Footnote 9" Wojciechowski 14h
i would suggest to you that it is meaningful that covid-19 shut down the nba before dion waiters ever got a chance to appear in a game with the lakers
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Mohamad Safa Apr 3
A WWII soldier carrying a donkey. Because the field is mined & if the donkey was free, it would likely detonate a charge & kill everyone. So during difficult times the first ones you have to keep under control are the jackasses who don't understand the danger & do as they please.
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ashqueen 🌻 Apr 3
When you have found the pug just retweet ok
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Jason "Footnote 9" Wojciechowski 14h
Replying to @Crawford_MILB
I hate that place because when I do searches for my high school I always get results for the high school there instead
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Jason "Footnote 9" Wojciechowski 14h
probably the McGwire trade to St. Louis. I was 15 so I understood that this happens but he was still my favorite player.
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Jason "Footnote 9" Wojciechowski 14h
just had a weird flashback to the time I was on a flight from Baltimore with Snoop Pearson
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Comrade Dirigible 14h
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meaning machine 14h
Replying to @emmaroller
there have been so many good Lord of the Rings memes this year, truly one of our saving graces
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Jason "Footnote 9" Wojciechowski 14h
I love that Mic4ael R@paport got angry at LRT
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Tiffany Stevenson 15h
Louis CK releasing a special when no one can leave the room feels pretty on brand TBH
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Jason "Footnote 9" Wojciechowski 14h
Replying to @ctrent
says whom
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Jason "Footnote 9" Wojciechowski 14h
congrats to two all-time Lakers greats, Kobe Bryant and Rudy Tomjanovich
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