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Scooter Hotz
Artisanally crafted Excel formulas. Drinking a seltzer, probably. Fantasy baseball writer for
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Scooter Hotz Jun 20
Featuring the son of José Valentín, among others.
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Scooter Hotz Jun 19
This event in Arizona is going to be great. Wish I was able to make it. If you can make it, you should. If you go, tell , , , and everyone else that I said hi.
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Scooter Hotz Jun 18
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Scooter Hotz Jun 14
Fantasy take by yours truly.
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Scooter Hotz Jun 12
Featuring a couple of Deep League Report tropes: - outfielders who could supplant Kole Calhoun - solid relievers conjured out of thin air by the Padres
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Scooter Hotz Jun 11
♫ My Top artist: Radio Stakhanov (24) via
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Philadelphia Phillies Jun 9
We have a confession to make. We've been looking forward to today's game for FOR-EV-ER.
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Alexandra Petri Jun 7
who wore it best: millennials or Boxer the Horse from Animal Farm??
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Jason O'Mahony Jun 5
This explains gerrymandering quite well.
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Scooter Hotz Jun 5
Replying to @CarinaOst
I looked in the replies to Helen’s original teeet and saw that someone else beat me to it.
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Scooter Hotz Jun 4
Replying to @rileybreck
I mean, your name does sound like you’re having a good season at Oregon but are slipping in the draft because of concerns that you want to turn pro in snowboarding instead of baseball.
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Scooter Hotz Jun 4
My block just became a permit parking block. I mailed my form, documentation and check on Friday. How long should I expect the turnaround to be?
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Scooter Hotz Jun 4
Replying to @hels
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Scooter Hotz Jun 4
Couldn’t remember if Justin Turner started out with the Orioles or the Reds. Guessed wrong.
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Scooter Hotz Jun 4
He does now. Should we tell Philip J. Fry, too?
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Scooter Hotz Jun 4
Congrats to Jace Fry on his hidden no-hitter. He threw 8.3 hitless innings to start the year heading into a 5/24 game vs BAL. In that game, he walked Chris Davis, then got a GIDP from Pedro Alvarez to reach 9 no-hit IP. The next batter, Craig Gentry, hit a 1B.
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SILENCE = DEATH May 31
“I’m running a bit late because of who I am as a person” is probably the most honest “running late” message I’ve ever received.
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David Roth Jun 1
Friends, I am proud to announce the introduction of the "Fuck Yeah Steve Jeltz" meta-tag to Deadspin. Also there's a new Let's Remember Some Guys video.
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Aaron Gleeman Jun 1
I promise you'll like this: 's prospect team did a roundtable discussion about whether we underrate the upsides of short hitters. It's a really interesting read, with notes on Jose Altuve, Mookie Betts, Ozzie Albies, Nick Madrigal, and more.
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