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Erin Ruberry 17h
If you're having a bad day, remember that the British government employs stray cats as Chief Mousers
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Scooter 11h
The “defeater” in this post is a lot like Popper’s idea of falsifiability, used to separate science & pseudoscience.
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Scooter 17h
The deadline to vote in ’s Internet Baseball Awards is tonight. Get your ballots in while you still can.
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metal.txt Dec 7
Not a quote: i can't get over how the conspiracy revolves around dweebos not understanding what all ages shows are
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Scooter Dec 6
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Michael Clair Dec 5
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Molly Nussbaum Dec 2
You voted for an Ivy educated billionaire New Yorker with a golden toilet, but *I'm* the dreaded coastal elite? I drive a leased Camry.
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Jonah Keri Dec 4
Congratulations to Bud Selig - who presided over the only season in the past century with no World Series - for making the Hall of Fame.
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Scooter Dec 5
Miss baseball? Chat with my man tonight at 8:00 PM ET at . You can submit questions now:
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Scooter Dec 5
artists: Silver Jews (56), John K. Samson (28), The Secret Stars (19), Foxygen (16) & Kacey M.. via
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Scooter Dec 4
Only a few hours left to get in on this sweet deal from . Take advantage while you still can.
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Scooter Dec 3
Somebody was a little overwhelmed being around that many new people for that long.
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Scooter Dec 3
She’s just trying to be consistent with her angry . Plenty of love there, she just can’t show it.
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Beatrice Cherrier Dec 2
1/ This is a loooong tweetstorm on the most important year in the history of recent economics: 1952
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Scooter Dec 1
In that case, excellent work. Kudos.
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Scooter Dec 1
I will not be internet-fighting about this, as the “don’t @ me” line suggested. The ranking remains correct.
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Scooter Dec 1
This is correct. Don’t @ me.
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Scooter Nov 29
Like, has to be all the way back to 2001? Because Screaming Females.
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Scooter Nov 29
Really wish Facebook would stop showing me pictures of my dead dog snuggling with my dead cat multiple times a week.
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