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Scooter
Artisanally crafted Excel formulas. Drinking a seltzer, probably. Fantasy baseball writer for
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artists: The Mountain Goats (72), Courtney Marie Andrews (30), Frightened Rabbit (15), Priest.. via
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Scooter Feb 25
Anybody looking for a ticket or 2 to Japandroids / Craig Finn tonight? Looking to unload at cost, can't make it to the show myself tonight.
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Scooter Feb 25
I somehow became the guy who writes stuff on the whiteboard at my office. Created an Instagram account for it:
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Scooter Feb 24
Me on the landscape at SP in NL-only leagues for ($) TL;DR: Can’t win w/o spending on SP despite risk.
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Michael Clair Feb 21
Umpire Jim Joyce retired. Let him know how much you love him by taking the impossible Jim Joyce or James Joyce quiz:
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Scooter Feb 22
Wrote about James Paxton as a starting pitcher to target for 2017 in fantasy for ($)
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Scooter Feb 20
I did the same thing in the same article to Carlos Beltran, and I hope I’m wrong, too.
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Scooter Feb 20
♫ My Top 4 artists: John K. Samson (26), The Secret Stars (20), The Weakerthans (15) & The Mount.. via
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Stu Feb 17
They re-ran the Twins PECOTA numbers and I've got some bad news, folks
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Aaron Gleeman Feb 16
"Let's just assume that Adam Lind farted" is the best opening line I've edited since being in charge of BP. By far.
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Findlay Feb 16
I'm not really that civilized of a person, but I had a very nice time cheering for the Jays in CBP for three straight days.
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Scooter Feb 16
Wrote about the landscape at OF in NL-only leagues for ($) TL;DR: Outfield sure is one of the positions
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Scooter Feb 16
Wrote up Byron Buxton as a player to target in the OF in the long term for ($)
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Scooter Feb 13
Starting now. For those of you seeing it listed as starting at 8:00 PM ET on the BP site, I'll stick around until at least 9:00 PM ET for ya
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Scooter Feb 13
Chat with me tonight about baseball & fantasy baseball at ! Starts at 7:00 PM ET or maybe a little later
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Scooter Feb 13
Bellinger, Senzel, A Rosario, E Jimenez, Brinson
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Scooter Feb 13
♫ My Top 2 artists: The Weakerthans (53) & Allison Crutchfield (8) via
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Scooter Feb 10
Still kinda can’t believe that I get to contribute to . Proud & humbled to work w/ such great folks at such an esteemed outlet.
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Scooter Feb 10
A year ago today, my first post went up at . Thanks to & for bringing me in.
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jenna Feb 7
my cat figured out how the fridge works and now he's turnt on fresh, crisp water
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