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Scooter
Artisanally crafted Excel formulas. Drinking a seltzer, probably. Fantasy baseball writer for
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Scooter May 26
Afternoon bump. Read my Deep League Report ($) at & watch Joe Blanton go yard in the World Series.
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michael f May 26
Can you guys promise me you'll shamelessly rip off this idea for my death announcement?
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Scooter May 26
Under Philly Law, a Blanton mention must be accompanied by either 1) WS HR shoutout or 2) Heavy B nickname use, so I am compliant
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Scooter May 26
Wrote about Joe Blanton in my Deep League Report at & linked to a clip of his World Series HR. ($)
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Scooter May 26
Wrote about Joe Blanton in my Deep League Report at & linked to a clip of his World Series HR.
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Scooter May 25
Pretty sure that this guy nailed the ending:
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Scooter May 25
Still employed?
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Scooter May 25
Mazara’s swing is so smooth & easy, almost relaxed. I think I’m in love with a swing.
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Scooter May 25
Hey, can I come?
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Scooter May 25
Don’t make yourself an easy choice for a post-merger layoff.
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Bill Baer May 24
Phillies have received 2.6 Wins Above Average from pitchers, 1.5 WAA from Odubel Herrera, and -6.6 WAA elsewhere.
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Scooter May 23
artists: The Weakerthans (107), Arkells (11), Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau, Eugen Jochum; Deutsch.. via
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Scooter May 20
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Ben Lindbergh May 19
I'm THRILLED to break this news: A pitcher we discovered on a spreadsheet, Santos Saldivar, was just signed by the .
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David Roth May 18
when he died after inviting me and my co-worker to his house for a weekend and we had to pretend he was actually alive.
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Scooter May 19
Lunchtime bump. Maybe I can help you fix your awful fantasy team. Seriously, it sucks & that reflects poorly on you.
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Scooter May 19
I have a set of nesting dolls from Prague that are turn-of-the-millennium Phillies.
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Scooter May 19
Lots of recent call-ups in this week’s edition of the Deep League Report at . Check it out. ($)
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John Stolnis May 18
I love this so much.
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Dan McQuade May 17
“I’m Tommy Joseph! I’m the hero of the game! Yeah!”
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