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Artisanally crafted Excel formulas. Drinking a seltzer, probably. Fantasy baseball writer for
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Scooter 55m
My Deep League Report is up at ($). Last one of the season. I think. Should probably check on that.
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Scooter 9h
artists: The Mountain Goats (147), Angel Olsen (13), John K. Samson (12), Neutral Milk Hotel .. via
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Scooter 19h
You should check out everything about Jose Fernandez on ’s timeline. This one really got me. Pure joy.
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Rany Jazayerli Sep 25
This Jose Fernandez news is almost incomprehensible. Few were better at baseball. And fewer still were better *for* baseball.
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Scooter 21h
Uh oh. Sound the klaxons & ring the alarm bells. My mom has started using emojis in her texts.
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Scooter 21h
No, sorry. But I might be in NY on Tuesday 10/4 for book reading / rock show:
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Scooter 22h
No, home in Philly. You?
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Scooter Sep 23
I was lucky enough to watch that when it aired the first time at 1:00 AM or whatever and didn’t stop laughing for 5-10 mins.
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Scooter Sep 23
That slays. You can just see/hear him figure that out on the spot. Conan didn’t think he’d get a good joke out of Norm there.
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Scooter Sep 23
I’ve seen it before, but I just watched the clip of Norm on Conan w/ Courtney Thorne-Smith embedded in this post & cried laughing at work.
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Scooter Sep 22
Pretty sure I’m the only person you know who even went to that show.
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Scooter Sep 22
She was SO GOOD in Philly last week.
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Scooter Sep 22
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Steven Strogatz Apr 13
The path of the sun, when you take a picture at the same time each week of the year
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Scooter Sep 21
Yo, go chat with my man at in ~15 minutes.
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Scooter Sep 21
Not many of these left in 2016. My Deep League Report ($) for Week 25 is up at Optimize your categories
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Scooter Sep 21
The Mountain Goats. Sunday 9/18, Baltimore, MD. @ Rams Head Live
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Scooter Sep 20
Definitely should be in bed already, but Vin Scully is only calling games for two more weeks. Getting in some quality time while I can.
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Scooter Sep 20
As seen in the right field promenade in Baltimore on Sunday. @ Oriole Park at Camden Yards
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Machine Pix Sep 19
Cutting a rubber band ball with a water jet.
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