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Scooter
Excel jockey. Baseball fan. Poker player. Beer drinker/geek. Runner. I have a greyhound, a cat and a set of Russian nesting dolls painted like 1990s Phillies.
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Scooter 36m
OK, sorry. Wasn’t sure. But trust me, my dogs are very friendly.
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Scooter 1h
. Were you sitting outside of Chiarella’s last night? If so, I was the guy walking the two friendly greyhounds.
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Scooter 4h
Your RA Dickey screencap made the cut, RT Some of the dumbest charts in human history
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Giles Kristian 4h
Oh I like this. In The Times today.
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I remember Quinn’s name kept popping up on those lists of “Oldest player to…” during the last season of Julio Franco’s career.
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My Top 3 Artists: Nirvana (53), Ty Segall (29) & The Louvin Brothers (26)
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Your performance was game-changing. Give yourself credit.
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Archer running w/ me while Penny & Pearl run w/ Tim, plus Bender catching up to me at the end.
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Congratulations. Very entertaining game for someone without any rooting interests, too.
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Love you, Jimmy. RT Jimmy Rollins dedicates walkoff homer to heckler
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We didn’t name Archer. We just kept his racing name. We did pick Bender’s name. Everyone thinks we’re huge animation fans now.
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No worries. I think I mangled the point I was trying to make.
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Danger Guerrero 4d
Jimmy Rollins hit a walk-off HR and immediately told a heckler to "shut the fuck up." This is my favorite thing.
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Sam Miller 4d
One challenge to measuring team chemistry is that apparently everything that seems cruel is actually nice.
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Scooter 4d
We named Bender after the Futurama robot, but we only changed it b/c his racing name was my name. We kept Archer’s racing name
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Scooter 5d
WALK IT OFF YOUNG JAMES
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Super excited about the Phillies' chances this year.
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Scooter 5d
Bender & Archer are getting used to each other.
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Scooter 6d
“Put some alcohol in your mouth to stop the words from coming out.”
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Check out this post tracking all transactions connected to the Lindros trade,
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