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Artisanally crafted Excel formulas. Drinking a seltzer, probably. Fantasy baseball writer for
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Scooter 5h
Go all the way, just change the spacing: Jame Sloney
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Scooter 10h
I’m fine. Amazingly, nobody was hurt.
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Scooter 12h
I was the fifth of ten cars in this accident yesterday.
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Scooter Jul 25
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Scooter Jul 25
OK, doing this. Wish me luck.
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Scooter Jul 25
People should definitely use this to confirm things they already believe about politics.
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Scooter Jul 25
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Scooter Jul 25
Bernie RV blocking the box at 12th & Filbert. Don’t enter an intersection w/o an open car length on the other side.
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Scooter Jul 25
Awesome. Did you meet up in person?
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Scooter Jul 25
GF & I broke up about a month ago. Not back on Tinder yet but thinking about it just for this week so I can witness the DNC shitshow on it.
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Scooter Jul 25
Check out this week's Deep League Report at .
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Scooter Jul 25
artists: The Mountain Goats (204), Nick Drake (46), Mazarin (15), Bud Reed (12) & Betsy Ruthe.. via
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Daniel Hudson Jul 24
This might be my favorite tweet of all time
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Scooter Jul 24
I wrote the fantasy take on Braden Shipley’s callup at while wrote the scouting take.
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Danny Jul 23
Ben Revere's rough season continues..
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Leslie Jones Jul 23
I want McCann his thighs just text me
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Maggie Wiggin Jul 23
Reading this whole Chris Sale story, it's really impossible to believe it didn't happen to the Mets.
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Leslie Jones Jul 23
Why didn't anyone tell me they baseball players was so fucking fine!! Geez I've found a new sport lmao
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Scooter Jul 23
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Scooter Jul 22
Potentially of interest to you, &
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