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Artisanally crafted Excel formulas. Drinking a seltzer, probably.
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ruined picnic Aug 28
donald trump looks like the villain in a movie where the hero is a dog
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Scooter Aug 31
artists: Meg Baird (44), Screaming Females (43), Heatmiser (40), Lydia Loveless (34) & The Ba.. via
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Scooter Aug 29
Anybody need a ticket to the Screaming Females show tonight at Union Transfer? I have an extra.
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Scooter Aug 22
Drinking an 60 Minute IPA by @ Le Bok Fin —
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friedme dicksmash Aug 19
Here's how much Philadelphia loved Chase Utley: he had a soul patch for like 12 years and I never heard anyone clown him for it, not once
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Scooter Aug 20
. Along the lines of Phil Rizzuto's classic Oh, Holy Cow?
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Scooter Aug 20
If memory serves, the album Deep Throat insisted they use for all communications (direct quotes only) was Gram Parsons' GP.
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Scooter Aug 20
If you include writing articles where you only reply with quotes from something in your "making fun of people" category, then yes.
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Scooter Aug 18
Hey - it looks like I wasn't the only one obsessed with that ludicrous Chris Davis HR over the weekend.
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Scooter Aug 17
♫ My Top 5 artists: Rilo Kiley (134), Refrigerator (87), Tame Impala (48), Waxahatchee (48) & Pu.. via
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netflix & shrill Aug 15
I wrote about preparing for the police to kill me for , I'd be honored if you checked it out.
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Jon Bois Aug 16
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Charles Richter Aug 15
New album title leaked from Godspeed You! Black Emperor:
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Scooter Aug 15
Yup.
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Old Hoss Radbourn Aug 15
Just a few months after escaping a flying metal fireball, he would return to base ball and hit .407 with 13 HR in 37 games. Jesus Christ.
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Old Hoss Radbourn Aug 15
Mr. Theodore Samuel Williams.
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Niall Ó Tuathail Aug 12
Blown away by new poem from - read "Cherishing for Beginners" here
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Scooter Aug 12
Nearly apologized for that earnest tweet, decided not to, then saw this. Different kind of earnest, but, I dunno.
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Scooter Aug 12
Goddamn, my city is beautiful MT Mile 5.8, less than 1/2 mile to go. Finish strong. Photo
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Jena Friedman Aug 7
One day I'll age out of being mistaken for the girlfriend, but until then, thanks !
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