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Scooter Apr 24
This catalog either employs or has its sights trained on him (both in NH, too)
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Scooter Apr 22
Hurray for the Riff Raff.
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Scooter Apr 22
Business analyst opening?
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Scooter Apr 20
The primary mode of communication between me and my girlfriend is Broad City emojis/gifs.
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Scooter Apr 20
Artists: The Mountain Goats (77), Refrigerator (67), Neutral Milk Hotel (27), Silver Jews (21) & Ida (20)
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Scooter Apr 18
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Mike Gianella Apr 18
Wonky fantasy talk with and confusing the fuck out of everyone and I'm loving it
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Scooter Apr 18
Happy 8th birthday, Bender.
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Scooter Apr 17
Good to hear. Happy to help next time.
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Scooter Apr 17
I should be able to do that. Still need a hand?
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Scooter Apr 16
BRB, putting “figured out Cheryl’s birthday on my own fairly quickly” on my resume.
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Scooter Apr 16
Heh, I have Karns in AL-only, Colon & Hammel in NL-only MT Streamer Report: Karns, Colon & Hammel
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Scooter Apr 15
Just saw two huge raccoons hanging out in front of my house near 8th & Tasker. Haven’t seen that in seven years in this neighborhood.
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Scooter Apr 15
There’s a Philly-area band named Lettuce Prey that’s been around for a long time:
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Scooter Apr 15
The Gene Hermanski story gets me every time, questions about its authenticity be damned.
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Scooter Apr 15
Neutral Milk Hotel! I mean, not yet, but soon.
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Scooter Apr 15
Gene Hermanski FTW. Read this by . RT One of my favorite pieces
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SB Nation Apr 15
Baseball fans on Reddit make a compelling case that Mike Trout wants to be a meteorologist:
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Scooter Apr 14
Love Vape, in the City of Brotherly Love.
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Scooter Apr 14
Were you there last night, ? Didn’t think you were going.
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