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Mask Watson
Brilliant thread this. Hello, I'm an old-times newspaper editor in a movie. I snarl WHAT YOU GOT FOR ME? at a terrified new reporter, read it faster than a real human could, crumple it into a ball and pour a drink. But later it turns out the young reporter was onto something.
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Danny Baker 3 Jan 19
Replying to @watsoncomedian
Hi Mark. I'm a cop that has been taken off the case who nevertheless has tracked the killer down to an abandoned warehouse. My gun runs out of bullets but I still pull the rigger a few times. Then I shake it before throwing it away it away. Guns cost $$$.
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Mask Watson 3 Jan 19
Replying to @prodnose
Just once it'd be great to see a thriller where a cop or detective is taken off a case and says 'fair enough, I've made fuck-all progress on this'.
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Georgie Agass 3 Jan 19
Replying to @watsoncomedian
I’m a civil servant. I work in a completely non-descript building, with beige walls and nothing of note on the shelving. I’m wearing a bland cardigan and no makeup. When you ask me for information, I glance nervously at my boss in his corner office, and decline to provide it.
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Mask Watson 3 Jan 19
Replying to @GeorgieAgass
Sometimes the boss tries to get inside your head, asking about your weekend or your holiday plans. But you're a closed book.
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Peter Corser 3 Jan 19
Replying to @watsoncomedian
Hi I'm a cynical teenage girl I appear to hate my dad but actually I'm very vulnerable and just need him to protect me when I get into something over my head.
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Wendy Patrick 3 Jan 19
Oh it’s an,”l love you dad really!” film as we all shout in my house.
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Matthew Cameron Naismith ♿ 3 Jan 19
Replying to @watsoncomedian
Hi, I’m a police officer with over 30 years experience, i’m looking forward to my retirement in a couple of weeks time. I’ve got one more case to do. I’m going to go for the bloodthirsty drug cartel that are known to be cop killers.
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Bill Freese 5 Jan 19
I'm the digital clock on the bomb. I will be down to low single digits when you disarm me.
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Nick Pettigrew 3 Jan 19
Replying to @watsoncomedian
I was going to read out a carefully-written speech about this thread but after looking out at the audience I’m going to crumple it up and speak from my heart.
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