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Mark Watson
Long-form comedian and regular length novelist.
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Mark Watson 17m
Replying to @WGTA_FPL
Exactly this, but is there one for all time??
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Mark Watson 18m
Football nerds: can anyone point me to a list of the 10/20 players with the most minutes played in Premier League history? Not appearances. MINUTES on pitch.
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Mark Watson 3h
Replying to @JanineHarouni
We really needed to keep all the 'WHY IS THIS YEAR HURTING US SO MUCH' tweets saved up, it turns out.
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Mark Watson 4h
Sophie Duker is great. Read, as they say, the whole thread.
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Mark Watson 22h
I’m always saying: Horne, I like you a lot, but I wish you weren’t so far right.
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Mark Watson 23h
Replying to @Fertzy
If we all try super hard maybe this could happen.
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Mark Watson 23h
Replying to @adilray
'Do you know what, I'm feeling fairly racist today.'
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Mark Watson 23h
Replying to @simonrockett
Hang on. I'll get back to you.
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Mark Watson 23h
Nah, I've bought her enough drinks. She needs to start stepping up.
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Mark Watson 23h
I'm begging you, stop using the word 'woke' to mean 'an idea I hadn't come across when I was forming my worldview'.
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Mark Watson 24h
This is a modern-day Kafka story.
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Mark Watson 24h
I'll do that.
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Mark Watson 24h
Can you tell me about the Social Model of Disability?
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Mark Watson 24h
You absolutely can. I AM doing an audiobook to come out with my new novel for this reason and I've used BSL interpreters before and I really enjoyed it. We try to make all venues wheelchair accessible. But I feel like there's loads more.
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Mark Watson 24h
Other than doing more stuff online, what would be good ways that we could improve accessibility?
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Mark Watson Jun 4
Replying to @mattywin85
Of course, it seems stupid looking back.
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Mark Watson Jun 4
Replying to @petebrooksbank
Ha, I've heard of this happening before. It's not a filter-friendly band name.
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Mark Watson Jun 4
This is an extreme sleep-affecting disorder right?
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Mark Watson Jun 4
Replying to @mattywin85
You could just go up to the bar and order a drink and they'd literally give it to you. Strange to remember.
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Mark Watson Jun 4
Replying to @CorryShawComedy
I don’t think so, you’re clearly just doing it for the Likes.
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