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Walter Shaub Jul 31
This isn't an ontological thought exercise. If they've got a nasty infestation of PONCs, you can see why the 1st Amendment traumatizes them.
Walter Shaub Jul 31
Replying to @waltshaub
If there's even the slightest chance I used "ontological" correctly, you can join me in imagining a PONC tweeting "I'm asked therefore I am"
Walter Shaub Jul 31
Replying to @petridishes
Maybe knows. She has the best words, tremendous words.
Alexandra Petri Jul 31
Replying to @waltshaub
when I saw "pests" I was wondering if you were building to an entomological ontological question
Walter Shaub Jul 31
Replying to @petridishes
Yes!!! You get it.
Walter Shaub
If they were short questions would you call this an ephemeral entomological ontological question? Or just another malapropism?
Alexandra Petri Jul 31
Replying to @waltshaub
if they were as widely applicable as they were brief they might be ecumenical ephemeral entomological ontological questions
Alexandra Petri Jul 31
Replying to @waltshaub
although after this fulsome thread I am starting to wonder if I truly know the meaning of any of these words
data_libertas Jul 31
Replying to @petridishes @waltshaub
Those are WORDS!?!?
Walter Shaub Jul 31
Replying to @petridishes
As a good episcopalian I should have added ecumenical before you got there, but I fear I've joined a knife fight with a paper clip.
Walter Shaub Jul 31
Replying to @petridishes
Oh, here: If their meaning is in the eye of the beholder are they equivocal ecumenical ephemeral entomological ontological questions?
Alexandra Petri Jul 31
Replying to @waltshaub
you too? hooray, episcopalians! i feel like you're setting me up for an "antidisestablishmentarian" here but i'm not sure i can deliver
Walter Shaub Jul 31
Replying to @petridishes
I pegged you for episcopalian the minute I read ecumenical. It's like our secret handshake.
Walter Shaub Jul 31
Replying to @petridishes
Reposting: If their meaning is in the eye of the beholder are they equivocal ecumenical ephemeral entomological ontological questions?
Tai Ragan Jul 31
Replying to @waltshaub @petridishes
May I suggest that they are 'expressions of inquiry' ?
Alexandra Petri Jul 31
Replying to @waltshaub
if they were also about horses and I could fit equestrian into this list then this would be a query for an equerry
Andrew Murphy Jul 31
Replying to @waltshaub @petridishes
And if they deal with end times, are they eschatological etc. etc.
Walter Shaub Jul 31
Replying to @petridishes
Hahaha!!! I would declare you the winner, but the universe beat me to it.
Walter Shaub Jul 31
Replying to @petridishes
I tip my hat to the master and raise the white flag.
Alexandra Petri Jul 31
Replying to @waltshaub
no, i dub YOU the victor! and the Walter! this has been really fun and a nice distraction from making mac and cheese for myself at 10 pm