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You can call me V
Married with 4 kids and a dog. Writes very strange fiction. Doesn't know where her car keys are. She/Her. Will write for cash:
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Stephen Blackmoore 14h
Daily Affirmation: You are the Great Kraken, the dark beneath the surface, the beast who will rise up, devour the unworthy, and rule the seas. Tsunamis, your weapons. Pirates, your envoys. All will bow before you. You are the beautiful terror of the deep, resplendent in your rage
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Miranda Kate  πŸ’œ 10h
One for & anyone else that likes doing twitter stories.
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Oooh, thankoo x
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Replying to @LeonardSpeth
Hiccups are the worst and I get them when I'm anxious so during whatever flavour apocalypse I'm going to have them *all* the time 😱
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Now we are down to four options for Prime Minister, I can do a twitter poll! Would you rather have:
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Lol 14h
Replying to @vspearson85
Zombies. I have an entire game plan for dealing with them. Boris/Brexapocalypse, not so much. Reckon the zombie plan can be adapted for AI/aliens as needed.
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You can call me V 14h
Replying to @tjrock33
Even Vogon poetry can't compare to the horror of the tories
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Lord Rockliffe. EotM 14h
Replying to @vspearson85
Aliens, I got no problem with them
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Miranda Kate  πŸ’œ 14h
Replying to @vspearson85
I'm going with Zombie. It's one I feel most prepared for and most survivability.
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You can call me V 15h
Replying to @beholdcosmicwav
I feel like it's basically the same option as zombies, only zombies would be cheaper.
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You can call me V 15h
What's your preferred (least feared) apocalypse?
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You can call me V 16h
In a little bistro cafe, tucked away down the back streets, Hope works for minimum wage, scrubbing and smiling and serving the plates, waiting for Fate or Chance to walk in and whisk her away, but there's only Old Man Time, quietly finishing his coffee.
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Replying to @herbalbug
Hope they brighten your day a little x
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CrimeLine 23h
Judge Owen Davies, QC, has allowed a cocaine user to walk free from court with a 12-month conditional discharge, after suggesting during legal argument with the defence that the defendant " should suffer no more for dabbling in cocaine than should a former Lord Chancellor."
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You can call me V 19h
Replying to @ThatCarterBlunt
I have my moments πŸ˜‰
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Replying to @ThatCarterBlunt
You can turn burnt jam into BBQ sauce, if you don't want to waste all that effort
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You can call me V 21h
Replying to @TheBabelFish
I've been avoiding the debates for that reason. It's a farce, playing at the idea of democratic choice. They could say "we intend to kill all puppies in our first week, and use their corpses to beat the kittens to death" and our media would go "oooh *look*, he took off his tie!"
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You can call me V 21h
Replying to @TheBabelFish
Literally saw someone this morning saying "sure his voting record looks bad but I think his choices on desert island disks show what kind of a man he *really* is" - these are the people that consider themselves sensible and measured. I absolutely despair.
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Replying to @TheBabelFish
I don't expect any of them to be decent people (they're tories after all) but seeing people who call themselves "liberal" and "moderate" fawning over such a bloodthirsty and cruel man is sticking in my throat
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Gethin Jones 22h
229.5% increase in assaults on prison service staff since 2010 Slash and burn cuts to staff, staff pay and resources The barred from bidding to run any new prisons so they can only be run by private profiteers. Thats legacy as prisons minister.
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