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You can call me V
Married with 4 kids. Can never find my keys. Immoderate Left. I write very strange stories. 'Wonderfully twisted.' Approved by Trevor the unicorn, apparently.
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You can call me V 7h
Replying to @BrunoAm05317727
Thatcher.
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You can call me V 8h
😍
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You can call me V 8h
Snowdrops are my fave. Triumph of spring and hope over darkness xx
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You can call me V 13h
Thank you 😊
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You can call me V 14h
Replying to @snitterby
My thermal leggings are indeed a pretty hot selling point πŸ˜…
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You can call me V 14h
In an alternate reality Her heart is unmarred Strong, complete. No fractures or cracks No scars caused by lies No dents from being dropped By careless hands Who didn't cherish it. In an alternate reality Pain hasn't shaped her She has tasted no joy She doesn't know who she is
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You can call me V 14h
Replying to @healy_dawn
I can't see what emoji that is, coz I'm not down wiv da kids πŸ˜‚
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You can call me V 14h
Yaaas! That'll be me visiting by proxy 😁
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You can call me V 14h
Oooh I seeeeee. I live in the arse end of nowhere, so I'm always left out of these things *sob!* I'll add it as a stop on V's Great Big Scottish Tour when I finally make it up there so I know what you're on about 😁
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You can call me V 14h
Idk, maybe I'm weird, but if I were holding a plebiscite on an issue that would cause widespread constitutional disruption, I'd have worked out what I actually wanted first.
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You can call me V 14h
This reads like secret agent talk to me. What's occurring? What's a counting house? Is there food? Should I know all this already?
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You can call me V 15h
Replying to @cee4cat
She was right though (how annoying is that?!) I still get teenage spots. And wrinkles. And freckles. I'm basically the before pic in a foundation ad.
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You can call me V 15h
Replying to @cee4cat
*sighs in jealous*
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You can call me V 15h
Replying to @PurpleQueenNL
Yeah I saw after I posted my QT- dunno why so many people got so upset about it? I just wanted an excuse to tweet about my thermal leggings πŸ˜‰
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You can call me V 15h
Replying to @cee4cat
If that isn't a typo, I need to know what moisturiser you use!
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Leanna Renee 21h
From now on I’m pronouncing MAGA MayGay just to piss people off
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You can call me V 15h
I'm 33, emotionally unstable, just bought some thermal leggings.
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Skeletor Feb 22
Had my entire face burnt off with acid, raised an army of powerful minions on my own, took over as ruler of Snake Mountain, won Butlins Minehead knobbly knees competition in 1984 and can fit 28 Pringles in my mouth in one go.
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You can call me V 15h
Replying to @NoraMulready
They literally asked for a retraction.
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You can call me V 15h
Clearly need to amass an army of people to create parody accounts of us so we'll get verified πŸ˜‚
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