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Vittorio Leonardi
Comedian - Writer - Voice Artist - Actor - Co-host of podcast 'Release The Geek' - Opinionist - Purveyor of Wanton Meanderings
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Vittorio Leonardi Aug 5
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Vittorio Leonardi Aug 5
. My for the day/week/life you're ... Don't engage with . Residual Stupid is tough to wash off and may cause the stain of . I leave you with the words of .
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Vittorio Leonardi Jul 31
And so ends the . : It was fun while it lasted. Here's hoping that one can save the other.
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Vittorio Leonardi Jul 30
at , join me & our - the : A ton of open spots will be hammering out their sets and you get to watch. Show starts 8pm. Come on down!
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Vittorio Leonardi Jul 29
"Arise! For morning in a bowl of light, has cast the stone that put the stars to flight." — Omar Khayam. "Balls!" — Spike Milligan Good morning!
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Vittorio Leonardi Jul 28
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Vittorio Leonardi Jul 28
Dear random twat-satchel. We, the comedians, apologise for building a gig around your testosterone-fueled man whine. May your pecks keep you warm while you dream about your best bro in a totally no homo way.
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Vittorio Leonardi Jul 28
Without fail, whenever someone says: "There's nothing worse than", you'll hear your brain say: "Challenge accepted."
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Vittorio Leonardi Jul 28
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Vittorio Leonardi Jul 28
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Vittorio Leonardi Jul 28
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Vittorio Leonardi Jul 26
As I age, I find myself become the parent and my parents becoming the children. "Have you tried it? Well try it before you say you don't want it."
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Vittorio Leonardi Jul 25
I'm going to be in another ! Entitled & published by Sera Blue, it cover & . The launch will be Sunday, 02/09 at ! Cast your vote here to order a copy: (It helps us know how many to print.)
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Vittorio Leonardi Jul 23
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Vittorio Leonardi Jul 23
Monday, in theory, is when we start again. A chance to make a mark and strive to be better. It never helps that it's idiot cousin, Last Week, usually comes visiting and distracts you from greater achievements.
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Vittorio Leonardi Jul 19
And that the of the was to be at . And I would be going, and with me would be Ken Jones, , & . And lo, ! 8PM, R120
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Vittorio Leonardi Jul 18
Replying to @RabbitsShadow
Yarp!
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Vittorio Leonardi Jul 18
Holy giant bird turds, Batman!
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Vittorio Leonardi Jul 16
is always listening!
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