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two-buck cuck 🦝
Rust Belt rootstock, Willamette Valley–grafted. Wine life coach and beer/booze nerd. Critics are saying: “the abyss isn’t ready for you”
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Anti Philosophy Action 19h
I think that its very likely that amazon intentionally started the spread of this "expecting people to support a strike is ableist" discourse, and we will see more instances of anti-labor propaganda appealing to social justice sympathies going forward.
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Shuja Haider 1h
This is like when the Germans took away the agency of the French to be antisemites
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bees, but gay Jul 17
here’s what i’ve been generously taught by POC colleagues in the 5 years i’ve been teaching at majority-minority schools:
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two-buck cuck 🦝 16h
“Goth bread”
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two-buck cuck 🦝 20h
Other breweries: “asking us to change the name of our Slutty Blonde Ale inhibits our creativity and artistic vision” Off Color:
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two-buck cuck 🦝 23h
coworkers were roasting me for my weird insomnia and constant need to be doing shit and without thinking about it I said “my brain is like having a puppy; as long as I make sure to run it hard all day I’m ok” and this is my go-to depression/anxiety explanation from now on
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two-buck cuck 🦝 Jul 16
Replying to @UCBeau
Wow
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two-buck cuck 🦝 Jul 16
I feel like these are two very different men
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two-buck cuck 🦝 Jul 16
Good news: Mean Bartender Voice, like resting bitch face, is just like riding a bike
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two-buck cuck 🦝 Jul 16
Replying to @smashleyhamer
There is something in the AIR tonight and I think it’s humidity
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two-buck cuck 🦝 Jul 16
Obviously
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Louisa 🌈👭 Jul 16
A not insignificant number of them really, seriously believe Jewish people need to be in control of Israel in order to bring on the end times. That’s it.
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two-buck cuck 🦝 Jul 16
actual footage of me in any job
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two-buck cuck 🦝 Jul 16
Told a winemaker I like a lot that his wine showed really well in a seminar. Knowing exactly how he’d react I added, “One sommelier said it was very Burgundian!” Winemaker: “Pfft. That wine is *not* Burgundian.” Me: “Be nice—they don’t know how else to say it’s good.”
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two-buck cuck 🦝 Jul 15
I somehow always forget that literally every season in the Midwest is trying to kill you
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two-buck cuck 🦝 Jul 14
Replying to @viciousvinifera
- Laura Dern specifically calls out casual workplace sexism and also flirts with Jeff goldblum with no implication that this is hypocritical AND NO ONE FUCKING SAID A WORD THROUGHOUT MY CHILDHOOD. That’s all
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two-buck cuck 🦝 Jul 14
Replying to @viciousvinifera
2/3) - a scientist mentions that some species of frogs change sex and sex/gender is a huge grey area biologically so why COULDNT the dinosaurs just transition
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two-buck cuck 🦝 Jul 14
Folks I rewatched Jurassic Park last night In this 1993 film - a young girl self-identifies as a hacker and fixes an entire database, saving the day
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two-buck cuck 🦝 Jul 14
Replying to @__kelsey
I need to know which album because if it’s what a good boy or break your heart welp
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two-buck cuck 🦝 Jul 14
Replying to @KarlWeichold
You’re not the first to tell me this. I’m so behind on my tv but when I finally get around to these shows inevitably people are right and I love them
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