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Jared Pechacek
this is the church you go to if you think God is a strip of pulsing tendon at the center of the galaxy
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Jared Pechacek Oct 30
Replying to @vandroidhelsing
this is the church you go to if you think God is best worshiped by walking barefoot upon upturned carpet tacks and the Eucharist is a panicked scream in a basement
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Jared Pechacek Oct 30
Replying to @vandroidhelsing
this is the church you go to if you have identical ones built at ley line intersections across the globe, and at the moment of the eclipse you gather to watch the green light build and aim itself at the sun
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Jared Pechacek Oct 30
Replying to @vandroidhelsing
this is the church you go to if you were a Cool Lutheran in the seventies and never got over it
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Jared Pechacek Oct 30
Replying to @vandroidhelsing
this is the church you go to when the scalpel is a blessing, and the only sacrament is the indrawn breath when pain and pleasure confuse themselves with one another
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Jared Pechacek Oct 30
Replying to @vandroidhelsing
this is the church you go to when God is a great globe of meteoric iron, and you seek to return him to the heavens.
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Jared Pechacek Oct 30
Replying to @vandroidhelsing
this is the church you go to when the time of Ascension is near; you shall know it by the crop circles and the grey hand clutching your ankle at bedtime
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Jared Pechacek Oct 30
Replying to @vandroidhelsing
this is the church you go to when God is in the volcano forging a ring of power
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Jared Pechacek Oct 30
Replying to @vandroidhelsing
this is the church you go to when you're engaged in counterintelligence against Heaven itself
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Jared Pechacek Oct 30
Replying to @vandroidhelsing
this is the church you go to when you're definitely not bringing fricassee of orphan to the potluck
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Jared Pechacek Oct 30
Replying to @vandroidhelsing
this is the church you go to when the rhythm to which hymns are sung is the crack of joints as something turns that should not turn.
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Jared Pechacek Oct 30
Replying to @vandroidhelsing
this is the church you go to when you pray for God not to see you
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Jared Pechacek Oct 30
Replying to @vandroidhelsing
this is the church you go to when God is the sound made by emptied men moaning on their pillows of stone
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Jared Pechacek Oct 30
Replying to @vandroidhelsing
this is the church you go to when it is time to be blessed by St. Alia of the Knife.
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Ellen Joyce Oct 30
Replying to @vandroidhelsing
Without unexpected Dune references, I might not have the strength to go on. Thanks.
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Jared Pechacek Oct 30
Replying to @vandroidhelsing
this is the church you go to when at the end of the service the only sound is the vicar licking clean the empty brainpan.
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Jared Pechacek Oct 30
Replying to @ellenjoyceauthr
Always expect Dune references when you're around me
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Jared Pechacek Oct 30
Replying to @vandroidhelsing
this is the church you go to when you eagerly await the cleansing.
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Fledgeling Feminist Oct 30
Replying to @vandroidhelsing
First Church of Solstheim?
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Jared Pechacek Oct 30
Replying to @fledgelingfem
Iiiiii had to look this up
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