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Uncle Deadly
Get thee to Twitter where I, Uncle Deadly, deliciously dish about great acting, high fashion, and absolutely everything in between.
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Uncle Deadly Dec 13
Looking to stand out at your upcoming Ugly Holiday Sweater party? Try wearing a sweater that's NOT ugly. Sure, you won't win any prizes, but you'll certainly be the talk of the party.
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Uncle Deadly Dec 10
Expect little and you might get more this holiday. For instance: I expect to receive a spiffy new pair of socks but just imagine if instead I get cast as the new James Bond villain!
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Uncle Deadly Dec 1
I'm all for "spilling the tea," as the youth say. As long as said "tea" being spilled is gossip and not actual tea on my favorite cummerbund. ☕️
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Uncle Deadly Nov 27
If you have a talent, use it wisely. Dole it out in return for favors, IOUs, professional connections, and, if all else fails, swag bags.
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Uncle Deadly Nov 20
Even on Thanksgiving, I do not, under ANY circumstances, condone the wearing of an elastic waistband on your person. Better a broken button than a broken sense of fashion, I always say.
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Uncle Deadly Nov 17
I always bring a change of clothes with me wherever I go. (Not for me, but for any tragically dressed passerby I may encounter.)
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Uncle Deadly Nov 7
— Trouble getting someone to reply to your important emails? Lurk in a dimly-lit hall near their cubicle, then RUSH IN and shout "PER MY LAST EMAIL!" in a horrifying tone.
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Uncle Deadly Nov 3
Not yet ready to take down your Halloween decor? Convert it into Thanksgiving décor by adding Turkey feathers to all the ghoulish décor. Works for everyone…. except turkeys, of course.
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Uncle Deadly Oct 31
Welcome, my dear fiends, to Halloween! Where every hour is the witching hour and every moment is a scream. Enjoy your tricky treats and dastardly delights.
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Uncle Deadly Oct 22
There will be no bobbing for apples at my Halloween party this year. It's played out, boring, and dreadfully not scary. Instead, we'll bob for DVDs of my one-man show. (Trust me, it's scarier.)
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Uncle Deadly Oct 19
A great maniacal laugh is not easy to master. It requires focus, fierce devotion to the craft... And an ability to keep from giggling in the middle of your laugh. Gets me every time.
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Uncle Deadly Oct 12
I've recruited many of the Muppet monsters for my Halloween festivities but I'm having trouble landing the scariest Muppet of all... woken up before 11am.
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Uncle Deadly Oct 9
As fun as they can be, I am adamantly against Group Halloween costumes. If your costume needs 3 to 7 other people to operate ... it's not worth it.
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Uncle Deadly Oct 5
Sweater weather is upon us! If you see me in the next four months, you WILL see head to toe cashmere. You wouldn't believe how hard it was to find a cashmere cummerbund.
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Uncle Deadly Oct 1
Mwahahahaha-HA!!! Wishing a deliciously ghoulish October 1st to my many friends. Let's all celebrate with a scintilatingly spooky selfie, shall we? I'll start…
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Uncle Deadly Sep 26
I'm a little jet-lagged today... not because I traveled anywhere, but because I spent the weekend on " time." I stayed up for 24 hours straight reorganizing her shoe closet.
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Uncle Deadly Sep 20
So many outfits... so little time. I think a day such as this calls for at least six or seven costume changes, no?
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Uncle Deadly Sep 18
Many have asked: For my team, EVERY season is bowling season! We only take time off to observe Fashion Week when we can't be seen wearing those hideous shoes.
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Uncle Deadly Sep 16
The phrase "Hold on to your hats!" is not only a fun way to tell someone to expect excitement, but it's also my most-used blustery Fall fashion advice.
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Uncle Deadly Sep 13
I'll never take Big Mean Carl bowling again. He thought the bowling balls were jawbreakers. After he tried eating one, he was very literally correct.
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