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Uncle Deadly
Get thee to Twitter where I, Uncle Deadly, deliciously dish about great acting, high fashion, and absolutely everything in between.
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Uncle Deadly Jun 21
My bowling team, The Walking Deadlys, needs a song to play when we're introduced at tournaments. We can't decide what to play, but we know it will NOT be "Monster Mash."
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Uncle Deadly Jun 19
Every so often I assist with her cue cards. Not because she doesn't remember the words! No, no, no. Because she never learned them in the first place.
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Uncle Deadly Jun 17
As an actor going on stage is like having a blind date with a room full of strangers, aka the audience. Sometimes you really hit it off; sometimes they powder their nose and never come back.
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Uncle Deadly Jun 14
It appears that I've been spending far too much at the bowling alley. Falling asleep last night was devastatingly impossible with the sound of pins crashing echoed in my head!
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Uncle Deadly Jun 10
: Always wear something memorable. No one may remember your name, but they’ll never forget: “that guy in the polka-dot purple jumper.”
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Uncle Deadly Jun 7
– Strive for leaving your audience overwhelmed with their joy, underwhelmed with their disappointment, and just plain "whelmed" with the price of their tickets.
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Uncle Deadly Jun 3
At the behest of some rather ridiculous character count limitations, my bowling team's name has changed to "The Walking Deadlys." Fitting, freaky, and fabulously flaunt-able if I do say so myself.
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Uncle Deadly May 31
I spent all day today trying to convince that you cannot win a "Best Picture" award for a selfie. !
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Uncle Deadly May 29
Were I a superhero, my heroic origin story would involve some kind of radioactive cape that found its way onto my person during an elaborate dinner party. Call me, directors!
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Uncle Deadly May 26
When prepping a weekend look, I look for something stylish, something comfortable, and something I'm not afraid to stain in case I need an excuse to leave a social gathering.
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Miss Piggy May 25
The Muppets Take The O2 July 13th and 14th and vous simply must be there! Perhaps if enough of my adoring fans write in, we can change the name to Miss Piggy Takes The O2. Get your tickets:
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Uncle Deadly May 23
As a rule of thumb, never send out a text containing "LOL" or "ROFL" unless you are, in fact, doing those things.
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Uncle Deadly May 21
I've often thought of adding this photograph with each of my tweets. I think it adds a delicious dash of dramatic flair, don't you?
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Uncle Deadly May 16
They say time heals all wounds... but it's been years since I was passed over for a role on Frasier, yet the memory still stings. Curse you, Niles!
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Uncle Deadly May 14
I love to go bowling. The fact is: I love to rent shoes and throw around heavy objects. The game is an added bonus.
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Uncle Deadly May 12
Although weekend style is far more laid back than weekday style, it is still NEVER okay to enter the public realm wearing any item of clothing with an elastic waistband.
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Uncle Deadly May 10
There's no feeling like getting a strike in a bowling tournament and catapulting your team to first place! ...I assume. My arch-rival Curtis won't stop talking about it.
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Uncle Deadly May 8
When appearing on stage, there are three rules: 1) remember your lines, 2) remember when to enter and exit, and 3) remember to never get between and the audience.
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Uncle Deadly May 5
If you ever fear that your sarcasm is not permeating the minds of those around you, I recommend peppering every phrase with, “Will wonders never cease!” Works every time.
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Uncle Deadly May 2
As a noted gossip hound and tabloid consumer, I know that you can't believe everything you read. Especially if you're reading a story about –– unless I wrote it!
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