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Umar Khan
Comedian | Confused Person | Son of Disappointed Parents |
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Umar Khan Jul 30
Give us a listen!
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Patton Oswalt Jul 20
This is one of the LESS disgusting tweets from Mike Cernovich, the dude who, after running a Gamergate-style smear campaign, just got James Gunn fired from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3. Okay have a good weekend.
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Underground Comedy Jul 20
TONIGHT 8 PM & 9:45 PM (MTV, Will and Grace, The Last OG with Tracey Morgan) and (Last Comic Standing, The Tonight Show, Master Of None) headline at Tix
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Stavros Halkias Jul 18
When the dj yells “EVERYBODY THAT DEPORTED MORE PEOPLE THAN GEORGE W BUSH HIT THE MOTHERFUKING DANCE FLOOR”
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Digression Sessions Jul 18
Hey ! Are you around this week in DC? We would love to pod w/ you again! You name the cafe!
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Umar Khan Jul 18
Hosting these shows for Kurt Metzger at thu - Sat!
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Umar Khan Jun 26
Replying to @digital_malik
Yo sorry. I never check this. Every second Thursday is a free show. Every first Thursday is a paid show
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Judah Friedlander Jun 25
"Can't you protest in a way that makes the people who are oppressing you happy?"
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Umar Khan May 30
If was able to sleep last night then (ambien) just found a new ad campaign
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Umar Khan May 29
is unable to comment on the cancellation of her show as she is currently attending ' racial bias training
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Umar Khan May 14
Replying to @SpaceCadetRobau
Lol what they say??
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Umar Khan Mar 21
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Umar Khan Feb 15
Mental illness is the new
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Jason Weems Feb 8
Ladies, if your man can make Oodles Of Noodles w/o hot water, he’s been to prison & is definitely going back !!!
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Undergound Comedy Fest 2018 Feb 7
⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ WE'RE BACK! March 21-24 Over 15 shows The best comedians from NY, L.A. and everywhere in between More news to come, link in bio! ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
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Nikki Glaser Feb 6
BALTIMORE THIS WEEKEND!
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Umar Khan Feb 7
Tomorrow night! Come enjoy some free laughs at
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Umar Khan Feb 6
Less than 50 tickets left for my album recording Grab em here :
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Todd Barry Feb 5
March 25 (yes, day before my birthday) 30th Anniversary Crowd Work Tour Tickets: Shows in and coming up! Info:
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Umar Khan Feb 5
and myself Sat down with one of my favorite people, ! Give it a listen!
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