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Umar Khan
Comedian | Confused Person | Son of Disappointed Parents |
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Umar Khan May 30
If was able to sleep last night then (ambien) just found a new ad campaign
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Umar Khan May 29
is unable to comment on the cancellation of her show as she is currently attending ' racial bias training
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Umar Khan May 14
Replying to @direwolfc
Lol what they say??
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Umar Khan Mar 21
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Umar Khan Feb 15
Mental illness is the new
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Jason Weems Feb 8
Ladies, if your man can make Oodles Of Noodles w/o hot water, he’s been to prison & is definitely going back !!!
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Undergound Comedy Fest 2018 Feb 7
⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ WE'RE BACK! March 21-24 Over 15 shows The best comedians from NY, L.A. and everywhere in between More news to come, link in bio! ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
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Nikki Glaser Feb 6
BALTIMORE THIS WEEKEND!
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Umar Khan Feb 7
Tomorrow night! Come enjoy some free laughs at
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Umar Khan Feb 6
Less than 50 tickets left for my album recording Grab em here :
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Todd Barry Feb 5
March 25 (yes, day before my birthday) 30th Anniversary Crowd Work Tour Tickets: Shows in and coming up! Info:
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Umar Khan Feb 5
and myself Sat down with one of my favorite people, ! Give it a listen!
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Umar Khan Feb 4
Can't wait to get my cousins from Pakistan to ship me a "Patriots Superbowl LII Champions" shirt
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Umar Khan Feb 4
God still isn't real, but that win is
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Umar Khan Feb 4
Well people are definitely dying in Philly tonight
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Umar Khan Feb 4
Im rooting for CTE tonight
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Umar Khan Feb 4
Lol cool way to sell cars
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Liz Miele Feb 4
if you’re only watching the Super Bowl for the snacks & half time show let me feed & entertain you instead. 7pm tonight @ The Cellar Door in Frederick, MD
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Underground Comedy Feb 3
Last chance to catch (Comedy Central, Netflix) at TONIGHT 8 PM & 10 PM. Tix
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Umar Khan Feb 3
Two more shows opening for for at ! Early show is sold out! Get tix for the late show!
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