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Umar Khan
Comedian | Confused Person | Son of Disappointed Parents |
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Umar Khan Oct 9
im still with you! I'm here to save the day! Put me in a commercial!
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Umar Khan Aug 30
You didn't have to include me
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Umar Khan Aug 21
We were all waiting for the sun to be cucked by the moon, instead we all got cucked by the clouds
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Myq Kaplan Aug 14
TRUMP: Mexicans are bad TRUMP: Muslims are bad TRUMP: Media are bad EVERYONE: what about Nazis TRUMP: let's not single anyone out
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Umar Khan Aug 10
Hey all! I'm featuring on this show! Get your tix!!
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Digression Sessions Jun 18
Hi ! We're seeing you tonight in Bmore. Would love to interview u b4 the show! We've had Patton Oswalt Matt Walsh & Dave Koechner on
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Umar Khan Jun 17
Hey man, I can hook you up with shows in Baltimore 22-26th
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Umar Khan Apr 10
I don't fly often! Dope bathrooms though! Shout out to
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Umar Khan Apr 1
If the Yellow Ranger isnt ur favorite then ur a fascist
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Umar Khan Mar 30
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Umar Khan Mar 14
A w/pay is hard to enjoy when ur to the fact that ur getting paid more to play in the snow than ur female co-workers
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Umar Khan Mar 13
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Umar Khan Mar 8
Do it! It still works for me!
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Umar Khan Mar 8
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Umar Khan Mar 8
DC Friends! I will be telling jokes here this Friday! Get your tickets !
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Underground Comedy Mar 6
NEW SHOW starts tomorrow night at 8:00 at ! Info:
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Umar Khan Mar 6
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Umar Khan Feb 13
, according to the heart disease is the leading cause of death for most Americans. How are you going to protect us?
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The Interrobang Feb 9
Instagram Deleted Comedian Stavros Halkias Account w/ 10k Followers. Read more:
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Stavros Halkias Feb 9
Anyone know people at ? They banned me and won't say why. I just wanna be funny & body positive online w/my buds
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