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Umar Khan
Comedian | Confused Person | Son of Disappointed Parents |
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Umar Khan Nov 14
Pumped to see and open for ! Sad to miss The Kid,
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Martin Amini Sep 10
The show returns September 27th with DC's best comedians Headlining: Featuring: + + Hosted by: + @_djbo_ Venue: Tickets:
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Improbable Comedy Sep 8
Don't miss Comedy as a Second Language TONIGHT at Post 41 in ! We're bringing you huge laughs from a line-up of all immigrant & 1st generation comedians, including , Jennifer Amo, , & Sharon Kang. Shows at 8pm & 10:30pm
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Umar Khan Sep 6
Ayyy thank you sir!
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The Overachievers Sep 6
⚡️The Show is back September 27th⚡️ Featuring: + + Headlining: Hosted by: + @_djbo_ Venue: Doors Open 8pm Showtime 8:30pm Tickets:
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Underground Comedy Sep 6
(Comedy Central, Netflix, Named “top ten comics you need to know” by Rolling Stone) headlines FRIDAY and SATURDAY 8 PM & 9:45 PM at Tix
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Digression Sessions Sep 6
Ep 265! 🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼
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Sam Morril Sep 5
Comedy should not be funny. It should be sad, relentless and tragic with no release of tension. My favorite stand up special is the film Million Dollar Baby.
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Digression Sessions Aug 28
Ep 264 with & producer Paul Hutson is up! Stream it w/ the link below or listen wherever you get podcasts!
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Digression Sessions Aug 23
New pod w/ & ! Ep 263! Available wherever you get podcasts!
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Umar Khan Jul 30
Give us a listen!
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Patton Oswalt Jul 20
This is one of the LESS disgusting tweets from Mike Cernovich, the dude who, after running a Gamergate-style smear campaign, just got James Gunn fired from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3. Okay have a good weekend.
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Underground Comedy Jul 20
TONIGHT 8 PM & 9:45 PM (MTV, Will and Grace, The Last OG with Tracey Morgan) and (Last Comic Standing, The Tonight Show, Master Of None) headline at Tix
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Stavros Halkias Jul 18
When the dj yells “EVERYBODY THAT DEPORTED MORE PEOPLE THAN GEORGE W BUSH HIT THE MOTHERFUKING DANCE FLOOR”
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Digression Sessions Jul 18
Hey ! Are you around this week in DC? We would love to pod w/ you again! You name the cafe!
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Umar Khan Jul 18
Hosting these shows for Kurt Metzger at thu - Sat!
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Umar Khan Jun 26
Replying to @digital_malik
Yo sorry. I never check this. Every second Thursday is a free show. Every first Thursday is a paid show
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Judah Friedlander Jun 25
"Can't you protest in a way that makes the people who are oppressing you happy?"
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Umar Khan May 30
If was able to sleep last night then (ambien) just found a new ad campaign
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Umar Khan May 29
is unable to comment on the cancellation of her show as she is currently attending ' racial bias training
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