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Bob Allen
I make look pretty. MSU and Northwestern alum. Live in Grosse Pointe Farms with my wife and two sons, who hear me only when I shout.
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Bob Allen 20h
Every headline writer's fantasy. After this one, you drop the microphone and attend services regularly
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Bob Allen Jul 31
. has its very own ! tours grobbel, forgets to bring newsroom free samples
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Bob Allen Jul 28
The period between 1929 and 1945, besides being utterly transfixing, was just one big effin hashtag.
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Bob Allen Jul 27
Lord knows, Israel needs in its corner another courageously obtuse American. Bonus: He fought obesity, and won!
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Bob Allen Jul 27
One way to know who has seen "Princess Bride." They are ones who spit-take when they see this T-shirt.
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Bob Allen Jul 27
Preseason poll: UMich 4th, 2nd. Vote likely taken B4 pivotal swimsuit issu
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Bob Allen Jul 27
I bet Brad Ausmus misses being judged purely on his good looks instead of his, uh, staff. via
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Bob Allen Jul 20
photo that didn't make it in this week's Call it mane art. Entire staff wants one.
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Bob Allen Jul 20
Wonder how works in era of /connected cars. Will drivers redirect ire toward dashboard?
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Bob Allen Jul 15
Click-bait 4 kids: "1 way to count to 100" "How to get Mom to love you again." "1,254 apps that parents don't wan't on their smartphones."
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Bob Allen Jul 15
. sounds like gracious guy in . Too gracious to note that "digital strategy" puts moron in oxymoron
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Bill Shea Jul 15
Nike's deal with Michigan is worth $169 million ($12M upfront cash, $76.8M annual cash, $80.2M apparel) from 8-1-2016 through 7-31-2027.
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Bob Allen Jul 14
"Small meat markets on the rise." Addition of hyphen would make for seminal moment in head writing.
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Bob Allen Jul 14
Bloom County? Funny. Richard Guindon? Inspired. Timeless. Goofy-ass. Beloved.
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Bob Allen Jul 13
. and I survived last day of . Enjoyed flowing lines on walls and in halls.
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Bob Allen Jul 12
Art museums could use beer carts.
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Bob Allen Jul 12
So far, no one has used the expression "speaks to my soul"
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Bob Allen Jul 12
Kids waiting in line at are going to be pissed when Santa isn't there.
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Bob Allen Jul 12
employee workin' the line to keep us fully informed on wait. Nice touch
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Bob Allen Jul 12
Long lines for art? This the United States, right?
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