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Do you ever think about a sandwich you ate years ago? Like out of nowhere.
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“don’t get me started!” - someone who’s been ‘started’ for like 20 minutes
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Slicing my strawberry shortcake ice cream bar like it's wagyu beef
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Orthodontists give you a retainer when you’re 15 then say good luck and peace
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My mom ordered some nutcrackers online not realizing how big they were.....
I have been laughing at this all day.
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My husband crochets small animals that he ties to neighborhood street trees. He is well known by local children. So sometimes we find special request notes on our porch
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I literally don’t care if i use too many exclamation points I just want everyone to have a good time
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My friends daughters hamster has been missing and feared dead for almost 2 weeks now.
Last night she forgot to wash up the paint tray after a day of decorating.
We now think the hamster may still be alive…
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Get a cat wheel so your cat will exercise they said
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I wanna marry someone funnier than me but sadly, I am the funniest
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