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Twicemicrowaved tea
Stay at home mum to two little tinkers. Lover of hot tea, kitkats and corned beef pasties. Very bad at crafts and timekeeping.
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Is your child starting pre-school this year?
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Twicemicrowaved tea Aug 24
My mam bought our 4 year old a snorkel from the pound shop and I don't think I'll ever be able to sleep soundly again.
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Twicemicrowaved tea Aug 23
I'm still a bit in denial about this to be honest...
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Shappi Khorsandi Aug 22
He went to Eton. I’d expect him to be fluent in French, Gujarati & Arapaho. If bilingual people impress you so much, you should get to know some 1st & 2nd generation immigrants. They’ll blow your mind! They’ll tell you they don’t like being called ‘piccanninies’ in TWO languages!
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Twicemicrowaved tea Aug 23
Replying to @OneCluelessMum
You're welcome 😀
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Twicemicrowaved tea Aug 22
Probably best to wait until after your csection to read this. Unless you're a firm believer in 'forewarned is forarmed' that is....
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Twicemicrowaved tea Aug 22
I'm linking up to this week with my post 'Three signs that you probably need more sleep'. Thanks for hosting and
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Twicemicrowaved tea Aug 22
I have definitely made a lot of these searches since becoming a parent.....Google Searches of a Clueless Mum - via
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Twicemicrowaved tea Aug 22
My children slept in til 7.35 this morning and I have never loved them more. 💕
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Twicemicrowaved tea Aug 21
Replying to @MumsnetBloggers
I wrote this recently: Three signs you probably need more sleep....
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Twicemicrowaved tea Aug 21
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Have I Got News For You Aug 20
Newly-revealed Great British Bake Off contestants say they’re absolutely delighted to be on the show, as it means they’ll have access to eggs and milk after Oct 31st.
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Twicemicrowaved tea Aug 20
Aw man, I just want to give Graydon a cuddle
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Twicemicrowaved tea Aug 20
Replying to @TheMaxLewis
Haha, just what I was thinking! 🤣
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Twicemicrowaved tea Aug 20
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Twicemicrowaved tea Aug 20
Replying to @fernoliviablog
When my little girl was 3 she went through a phase of being almost obsessed with jigsaws. Kept her occupied for ages!
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Twicemicrowaved tea Aug 19
Glad to know I'm not the only one feeling this way! Summer Holidays: A Mix of Mum Guilt and a Major Lack of Me Time
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Twicemicrowaved tea Aug 19
I'm linking up my latest post to the linky with and 'Three signs that you probably need more sleep'
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Twicemicrowaved tea Aug 19
When your 4 year old is playing in her bedroom with a friend and suddenly you smell nail varnish....
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Twicemicrowaved tea Aug 18
Looking forward* to starting the whole process again with our second baby.... *not really
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