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Ian Probert
One of the 48%. Author of Johnny Nothing, Rope Burns and of my own misfortune. Paints the occasional watercolour. My views are someone else’s.
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Ian Probert 6h
Replying to @TheBoxingWriter
I won £120 on a £5 stake for the Fury draw.
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Ian Probert 6h
Replying to @TheBoxingWriter
Too little?
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Ian Probert 6h
Replying to @TheBoxingWriter
£50 on degale. A fiver each on the other two.
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Ian Probert 7h
I've been uncharacteristically accurate in my recent predictions and I can't see even a depleted failing to take to school. Even so I might have a fiver on the draw. And/or a Eubank freak stoppage.
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Ian Probert 15h
Has there ever been a more stubborn woman than ? Stubbornly driving the nation over a cliff while the people she supposedly represents scream in terror.
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Matt Christie Feb 14
Help us to make the residential home for ex-boxers in need a reality.
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Ian Probert Feb 14
Replying to @lmjwales
Ahhh. Thanks Lauren xxx
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Ian Probert Feb 14
First time since 1987 that I haven’t received a Valentine’s card. I guess nobody loves me anymore.
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Ian Probert Feb 13
Replying to @truth42
In the end I got him to move by gently caressing his thigh and making kissing noises. Surprisingly effective.
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Ian Probert Feb 13
There is no finer sound than that of a crying baby... silenced.
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Ian Probert Feb 13
Replying to @chrisrobwill
The last thing he needs is a ‘feed’ of any description.
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Ian Probert Feb 13
I think my opinions regarding John Pricksaw are well known. The guy's a self-satisfied pompous twat. Those who can't write review. Those who can't review shouldn't be given a platform to spout spiteful jealous bile.
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Ian Probert Feb 13
On a train to Devon. An extremely overweight gentleman has just heaved himself next to me, taking up half of my seat in the process. If that wasn’t bad enough he has body odour that smells like a dead rat. What to do next without appearing weightist and odourist?
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Ian Probert Feb 12
Replying to @ChasingTWphoto
Poor you. Sending you hugs xxxx
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Ian Probert Feb 9
Was at your Hastings show last night. Really enjoyed it. Will definitely see you again!
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Phillip T Stephens Feb 6
Ian Probert. Johnny Nothing. For the middle school boy in us all
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Ian Probert Feb 6
Not supporting or attacking this thing. All I can say is that tribalism and racism are hard-wired into us. The important thing is to recognise one’s inherent xenophobia and react to it in a manner that is decent and right.
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Ian Probert Feb 6
What I’ve learned recently is that there is no way to internalise pain. Try to lock it away and it will always make its way to the surface. In my case it manifested itself as intolerable back pain. But as the internal pain fades so does the external. Deep huh?
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Ian Probert Feb 6
Replying to @girlinislington
You over-analyse. And I think the fact that you do so indicates that it’s not right. When you’re with the right person the brain is an irrelevance. It’s all about the gut. That primal, visceral sensation you have no control over. The shakes. Oh, to experience that one more time!
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Ian Probert Feb 4
I know I’m being immodest but seriously, I just made the best of all time. It was simply unbeatable. Actually, I prefer to call it chicken in white wine sauce. It was so good I’d have if for my last supper. Trust me it was good.
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