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Ian Probert
One of the 48%. Author of Johnny Nothing, Rope Burns and of my own misfortune. Paints the occasional watercolour. My views are someone else’s.
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Ian Probert 21h
I'm on Google underneath Chris Difford! Oh, the honour!
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Ian Probert Jun 18
Just had a £10 bet that I could get Lene Lovich to follow me on Twitter within the hour,. Don't suppose you could oblige Lene? There's a fiver in it for you.
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Ian Probert Jun 18
Replying to @ryansongalia
Mass market forces. If enough members of the focus groups expressed a preference for a more naturalistic ending you could sure their wishes would be heeded. It's for the many not the few.
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Ian Probert Jun 17
When the dreaded strikes during an innocent conversation with your daughter.
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Ian Probert Jun 17
Replying to @johndennen
‘Ernie’ by Benny Hill.
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Ian Probert Jun 17
Replying to @ClonesCyclone
So young Barry. I never realised. You have my thoughts x
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Ian Probert Jun 13
Tomorrow evening is the opening of my exhibition 'dead' in . 6:30-8:30. Please feel free to come along. Moral support most definitely required. In the meantime, this is the reason I began painting again after a 30-year gap:
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Ian Probert Jun 11
A typical morning: hangover and a panicked trawl through social media to delete anything I might have said last night.
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Ian Probert Jun 10
“At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster
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Ian Probert Jun 10
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Ian Probert Jun 10
Replying to @donaldgmcrae
Well done Don. Very nice piece.
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Ian Probert Jun 10
Replying to @whartoefc
Brilliant.
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Ian Probert Jun 9
As it's 34 years since prevailed against Eusabio Pedroza on an unforgettable night at Loftus Road, here's my shameless tribute to a great fighter and an even greater human being. Even though I wrote it I quite like it:
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Ian Probert Jun 9
This idiot has really put me off ever taking cocaine again.
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Ian Probert Jun 9
Replying to @xbabybird
'Oh why don't we play cards for her, Ted sneeringly replied. And just to make it interesting we'll have a shilling on the side'
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Ian Probert Jun 9
Hanging pictures in gallery tomorrow. Please come to the opening on Friday 6:30pm. This old duffer needs some moral support.
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Ian Probert Jun 7
If is admitting to taking cocaine on the front pages of the and you can guarantee that he's been a lot naughtier than that. Strangely enough my opinion of him goes up a little but not much. Scumbag.
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Ian Probert Jun 7
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Ian Probert Jun 1
Come see my little show of paintings. 11-23 June. Open evening 14 June.
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Ian Probert May 29
Replying to @Terryboxing
Floyd beats anybody he fights at any weight and in any era. This is because he NEVER fights anyone he fears is capable of beating him.
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