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Ian Probert
One of the 48%. Author of Johnny Nothing, Rope Burns and of my own misfortune. Paints the occasional watercolour. My views are someone else’s.
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Ian Probert 6h
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Ian Probert 8h
Replying to @drunkendonna
So when are you back in London?
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Ian Probert 8h
Replying to @drunkendonna
Ok. I’ll concede that point.
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Ian Probert 8h
Replying to @drunkendonna
You chickened out then?
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Ian Probert 8h
Replying to @drunkendonna
I only discovered it two months ago. It’s a pretty brilliant place. Better than Helen Of Troy’s if you know that place.
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Ian Probert 8h
Replying to @drunkendonna
Went there recently. It’s too at home for me. I’ll take you to Delphine’s in Soho. Now there’s a place.
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Ian Probert 8h
Replying to @drunkendonna
Give me a time and a place and you’re doomed.
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Ian Probert 8h
Replying to @drunkendonna
Definitely.
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Ian Probert 8h
Replying to @drunkendonna
That’s fighting talk!!!!
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Ian Probert 9h
Replying to @drunkendonna
Well you do that thing with your armpit that makes squeaky noises. I’ve done it literally hundreds of times. You should definitely try it. Has he gone yet?
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Ian Probert 9h
Replying to @whartoefc
Yes, you’re completely correct.
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Ian Probert 10h
If this isn’t grounds for instant divorce I don’t know what is. Theresa May accidentally crashes wedding on Isle of Wight - The Independent
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Ian Probert 10h
It’s only very recently that I’ve discovered just how impressionable I am. As soon as someone offers me their point of view I’m quoting it as my own. Then when somebody else gives me an alternative point of view I’m soon quoting that. Weak-minded, I think they call it.
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Ian Probert 10h
Replying to @JaneCouchMBE
Yup.
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Ian Probert 10h
Replying to @JaneCouchMBE
Oh it sure does. It definitely lends a sense of perspective. Nothing more important than life.
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Ian Probert 10h
Replying to @drunkendonna
I finds the most efficient way of getting rid of unwelcome table squatters is to loudly pick your nose. He’s soo be off.
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Ian Probert 10h
Replying to @JaneCouchMBE
Can’t disagree Jane xxx
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Ian Probert 10h
Replying to @TrisDixon
Very true, Tris x
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Ian Probert 12h
I was acutely concerned that I’d turned into a midget. Then I noticed that I’m the only one not standing on a step. Phew!
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Ian Probert Sep 17
With King Oba Saheed Ademola Elegushi in . A very nice man with very nice champagne.
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