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I Need Arrest
Blogger. Police Wife. Mom of boys.
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I Need Arrest 15h
I would have a child that puts the toilet paper holder under his pillow to snuggle at bedtime.
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I Need Arrest Aug 6
I don't drink coffee, but I'm convinced 90% of coffee drinkers don't either. They just leave it in their cup and forget it on the counter.
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I Need Arrest Jul 31
She's got great ideas for all young ages.
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I Need Arrest Jul 31
We do lots of sensory bins ((cooked)spaghetti, rice, oatmeal, water, etc). on Insta is my favorite!
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I Need Arrest Jul 31
We taught our son to pee sitting down for less mess. Within 2 weeks of potty training he was standing to pee because he saw that's how my husband did it. He taught himself very quickly 😆
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I Need Arrest Jul 30
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I Need Arrest Jul 30
Replying to @kierstenbrunn
26, 89, 54, 38, 35, 109!
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I Need Arrest Jul 29
The boys have so much more energy than *their older girl cousins*. You might consider removing wheat from their diet to get rid of their hyperactivity.
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I Need Arrest Jul 28
You bought 3 Nikes for school? Don't they endorse that Colin guy?
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I Need Arrest Jul 28
Replying to @earthymama
I don't know you, but this is the most pure thing I've seen all day 🥰
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I Need Arrest Jul 28
Replying to @gunznrosesss
Those naps are the best... I long for them now that my kids never let me sit down 🤭
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I Need Arrest Jul 28
Replying to @kywallendorff
As a parent, I'd have them stick it out through the season. As a coach, if they're going to give crap attitude and be a hindrance on the team, I'd rather they quit. So, I'd make sure they understood that they were finishing the season and they would need to give a good effort.
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I Need Arrest Jul 27
Any moms with kiddos who have wider feet? Wondering if Native shoes will fit and are worth it? (Looking for a lace-less, easy to clean shoe for school.) #
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I Need Arrest Jul 27
Replying to @Lindsaythepoo
Bath toys, little people (the farm and animals), a play vacuum, and a little radio flyer pull wagon to pull his stuff around in. We also took them to the zoo/museum. (That's a combo between both boys.. not all for 1 🤭)
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JEANIE Jul 25
my biggest flex is that nobody from my high school can say they had sex with me
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I Need Arrest Jul 27
Starting to think they've installed an app to forward all my messages to their phone. They always seem to know what I'm texting other people about 😟
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I Need Arrest Jul 26
Replying to @Mss_Mina
I just called my almost 2 year old and a**hole in front of my in-laws and felt no shame. He turned on the burners, spilled the spatula drawer, then whipped off his diaper and ran around yelling "pee!pee!" while I chased him. We're all just surviving here 😆
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I Need Arrest Jul 26
Replying to @jessiexmariee
I didn't decide to get mine pierced until I was 18 and always said I'd let my daughter(s) decide when they wanted to... then I was blessed with 2 boys 😆
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I Need Arrest Jul 25
I've never related so much before!
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I Need Arrest Jul 25
Replying to @ClevelandMomma
We had a falling out with the in-laws right after our first was born, so it's the other way around for us. They give all the attention to #2 as they try to make up for the missed "baby stages" of #1. It kills me 😔
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