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Trevor Noah
Comedian from South Africa. I was in the crowd when Rafiki held Simba over the edge of the cliff, like an African Michael Jackson.
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Joe Rogan Sep 18
I fucked up on the podcast with Douglas Murray and said that people got arrested lighting fires in Portland. That turns out to not be true. I was very irresponsible not looking into it before I repeated it. I read one story about a guy getting arrested for lighting fires...
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zoe Sep 16
How mad is it that out of 7 days a week we spend 5 of them in work to get 2 in return to actually live our lives. Like. How has this been normalised. We spend 5/7 days a week working so that our boss can live a better life in return for 2 days of our own life
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Erin Biba Sep 16
Relax your jaw.
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Trevor Noah Sep 16
Thank you for the great write-up 🙌🏾📝 📷
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Be A King Sep 14
The seldom-quoted . Help me get this circulating. My father talking about land distribution, economic injustice and racism.
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Ted Alexandro Sep 3
Go here now! Full special CUT/UP is live!
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Anna Banana Aug 12
I can’t believe I grew up thinking using God’s name in vain was saying “oh my God” and not using God to manipulate people and advance your own personal agenda....
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Trevor Noah Sep 11
Remind me Senator are balls the things you had when Trump destroyed you, insulted your wife’s face, said your dad killed JFK, hijacked your party and all you did was kiss his ass?? 😂
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Trevor Noah Sep 11
Offended??? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 You guys are such losers.
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Eleanor Penny Sep 9
Michael Phelps' body produces half the lactic acid of his average competitors, meaning he can push himself to athletic extremes and recover quickly. He's celebrated for it.
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Annika Tara Sep 5
*western scientists literally can't fathom African people effectively governing themselves
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Life on Earth Sep 6
He completely just gave up
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Rex Chapman🏇🏼 Sep 6
After serving 6 years in the Army — and 20 years in the Navy - this hero retires and she walked out like this. I’m here for all of it.🌎❤️💥🇺🇸
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Kriti 🌸 Sep 4
Imagine how life would’ve been in high school if every teacher was like this
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Trevor Noah Sep 5
So many people tell me they can see themselves when they look at me. It’s so beautiful to know how I can affect people’s hearts. Thank you🙏🏽
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Trevor Noah Sep 4
Replying to @tressiemcphd
Very very true. There are fine people on both sides.
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Trevor Noah Sep 4
It’s because he was teaching me how to play Valorant. My bad🙏🏽😄
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Dan Amira Sep 4
Save this tweet: Trump will come out within the next 48 hours and play the hero by calling for Stars and Stripes to be saved, while tweeting something like “Nobody supports our troops more than Trump!”
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Trevor Noah Sep 4
Replying to @tressiemcphd
It’s crazy that they censor their curse words but not their racism 🥴
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