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Theodore R. Delwiche
current harvard college wine society member, neoLatin enthusiast, retired writer .
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Theodore R. Delwiche Dec 31
Replying to @dsotspoon
What flavour notes are you getting?
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Theodore R. Delwiche Dec 21
Today in people's court ... if you crash into three parkes cars, you should pay the damages. Go figure!
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Theodore R. Delwiche Dec 20
Poor day for the crypocurrencies with the troubled rollout of bitcoin cash on coinbase. Thinking of putting my money in actual cash....
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Theodore R. Delwiche Dec 19
Replying to @dsotspoon
Oh wrt the beekeeper, james the master of the bees had to pay back 400 bucks.
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Theodore R. Delwiche Dec 19
Replying to @dsotspoon
It's still going, but the judge mansplained what evidence is. Text messages are evidence!
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Theodore R. Delwiche Dec 19
Next up in small claims court, a woman hired a video editor, but the product he delivered displayed "no passion."
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Theodore R. Delwiche Dec 19
Replying to @dsotspoon
What? The poor plaintiff saw james went by the moniker "master of the bees." So he hired James, who did not think of removing the honeycomb in addition to the hive. So the bees came back!
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Theodore R. Delwiche Dec 19
Watching small claims court. 'James the master of the bees' denies being a bee expert, but he does know a lot about bees.
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Theodore R. Delwiche Dec 19
Replying to @ramseyfahs @dsotspoon
Yea and buying up ethereum, which is raging like a bull
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Theodore R. Delwiche Dec 19
Replying to @dsotspoon
Do it! Fortune favors the bold
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Theodore R. Delwiche Dec 8
Replying to @AnnaCD7
Haud male!
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Theodore R. Delwiche Dec 8
To the face? Don't you have finals?
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Theodore R. Delwiche Dec 8
Replying to @ndelwiche @AnnaCD7
Seriously. Also how are peoples semesters going?
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Theodore R. Delwiche Dec 5
loved the pizza beans recipie, but why so much wine? You trying to get me lit?
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Theodore R. Delwiche Dec 5
Replying to @AnnaCD7
It's going well - thanks for asking. That's kind of you. Really, very thoughtful, conscientious, courteous. Definitely appreciate it, seriously.
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Theodore R. Delwiche Dec 5
Replying to @fakeirl
What's for dessert then?
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Theodore R. Delwiche 14 Sep 16
Replying to @dsotspoon
What, your -brazillian dollar$?
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Theodore R. Delwiche 14 Sep 16
Replying to @dsotspoon @ndelwiche
No, you steal jokes for a living! Sad! Twitter should disavow crooked Chloe and her joke-stealing!
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Theodore R. Delwiche 14 Sep 16
Replying to @ndelwiche @dsotspoon
Too many to count.
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Theodore R. Delwiche 25 Aug 16
Jay Ellison - former Dean - writes letter to incoming Chicago students.
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