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Adam Groffman
artist (not really an artist) | queer af & award-winning travel writer 💁🏼‍♂️ 🙏🏼 also: I have opinions, let's chat ✌️ he/him
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Adam Groffman 3h
Replying to @parismarx
read this earlier and could relate
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Paris Marx 3h
“People are afraid to spend money, and they’re feeling like shit. Baking is cheap, it’s easy, and it’s visceral.” Plus, tastes good and makes you feel better.
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Adam Groffman 4h
Replying to @cairinthecity
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Adam Groffman 9h
no tears for boys in 2019
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Adam Groffman 10h
when you're making dick appointments, is it better to go with dick you know, or try something new?
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Adam Groffman Dec 6
All I want for Christmas is a boyfriend who doesn't use Instagram
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Adam Groffman 10h
Replying to @CeecesTravel
haha I know right? but hey if they wanna pay me to write about it, I'm ok with it
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Adam Groffman 11h
remember that time i had sex with a guy and then when we chatted afterward, he asked, "wait, are you an influencer?" with disdain and i almost died and then decided to quit my job and just go back to being a writer?
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Adam Groffman 11h
Replying to @PortholeCruise
haha that does make it sound appealing. maybe i'll get to go on one eventually
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Adam Groffman 11h
Replying to @PortholeCruise
not anytime recently
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Adam Groffman 11h
is there a list of publications that treat their freelancers like shit, because i'd like to add to it
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Adam Groffman 11h
Replying to @cherrysberries
oh yeah, i just read a review of that... putting it on my list to watch even though i think i'll just make me scream
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Adam Groffman 11h
remember: instagram is 🚮 
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Adam Groffman 14h
taking everything i've got not to text this boy
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Adam Groffman 15h
Replying to @rdreynolds
haha that sounds better then. I prefer daytime events, wish there was something like it on a lazy Sunday afternoon
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Adam Groffman 15h
Replying to @rdreynolds
haha is it that obvious? 🙈 Actually, didn't make it this time but prob will be there for the nye-eve party
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Adam Groffman 15h
Replying to @lottigroll
lol that would be a cruel business model, making money on both ends
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Adam Groffman 16h
I will not be posting my Instagram top nine because I don't want my year reduced to a series of photos that were most liked by a bunch of random people when there were other more meaningful events that defined my year
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Adam Groffman 16h
lol @ this guy who thinks I don't know Berlin and left this comment on my city guide ; also I've never taken money to feature a business in any of my hipster guides 🚮
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Adam Groffman 16h
Replying to @berlindisaster
ugh same!! was so thankful that at least one of them came through before the end of the year otherwise it was not going to be a good time
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