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TJ Luoma Nov 11
Levels of Home Automation Achieved: [✅] can turn lights on/off with voice Pending: [ ] Dryer sends a push notification to tell me when my clothes are dry. Desired: [ ] A robot folds & puts my laundry away.¹ ¹ must not participate in inevitable robot uprising against humans.
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TJ Luoma
629 articles about the Pro AirPods and not 1 of them warned about noise cancellation preventing us from realizing the washing machine didn't actually start when we pushed the button and so we wasted an hour, came back and found dry clothes. WAY TO OVERLOOK AN OBVIOUS FLAW, JERKS!
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steven hovater 🔥🎧 Nov 11
Replying to @tjluoma
I heard Apple is working on a new washing machine made out of a single piece of glass.
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TJ Luoma Nov 11
Replying to @StevenHovater
And just one button.
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Don Schaffner 🦠 Nov 11
Replying to @tjluoma
This never would’ve happened if Steve Jobs was still alive! She really cared about washing machines!
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Don Schaffner 🦠 Nov 11
Replying to @tjluoma
Also he would have made sure to autocorrect “she”.
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