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T.J. Chambers
Hello, I’m a bar patron in a movie, I can walk into any bar for the first time and say “Two beers please” and the bartender will hand me two beers with no discussion of type, brand, or receptacle,
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Dave Holmes 3 Jan 19
Replying to @tjchambersLA
Hello, we're a married couple in a multi-camera sitcom. We will begin discussing the dinner we've just had with old friends not on the drive home, but the moment we walk through the front door of our home and into our living room.
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J O E 3 Jan 19
Hello, I’m a bartender in a movie. I’m near 60, at least on average. I’ve just been here using a rag I customarily keep draped over my shoulder to polish the bar top for the entirety of an undeterminably-lengthed shift when you came in. Also, I’ll absolutely leave the bottle!
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PlanOfaBoy! 3 Jan 19
Replying to @tjchambersLA
Hi I'm a police detective doing surveillance in a movie, I like to eat donuts and spill coffee in a van with a reel to reel tape recorder with multi colored LEDs on it, as soon as the murderer hangs up i say "nah we didn't get him...we needed him to stay on for 60 seconds".
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Mike 3 Jan 19
Replying to @tjchambersLA
In an old Western you could throw him a random coin to settle the tab. No change required.
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Chris Jagger 3 Jan 19
Replying to @tjchambersLA
Bar patrons in movies also have the ability to just drink straight from the bottle at any point without worrying about the cost or consumption.
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𝑩𝒆𝒄𝒌𝒚🍟 3 Jan 19
Also no money ever exchanges hands and all bars just allow you to have a tab that never gets paid.
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Jun🦎🚵🏻‍♀️ 3 Jan 19
Replying to @tjchambersLA
Hello, I’m a project manager in a movie. I’m wearing a hard hat indoors and carrying a roll of drawings for no reason. I have been in a meeting without receiving a phone call, SMS, IM or random interruption for several minutes. Everyone in the room is listening to me.
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Pjpersists 3 Jan 19
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