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Tim Pratt
Award-winning SF author. Space opera The Wrong Stars is out now from from Angry Robot
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Tim Pratt 27m
Replying to @moonlet
I saw that tweet last night and thought “oh, that one’s gonna blow up”
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Aɴɢʀʏ Rᴏʙᴏᴛ Jul 20
Thrilling and action - but not for long! Reviewers, seek out DAUGHTERS OF FORGOTTEN LIGHT, HIDDEN SUN and THE DREAMING STARS! Incredible SFF by
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Tim Pratt Jul 19
Replying to @timpratt
As an exercise for the reader, feel free to guess what the demographics of this person happened to be, I bet you'll manage with a high degree of accuracy
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Tim Pratt Jul 19
Replying to @timpratt
Just had to do a full "thank you for your input" and turn around and walk away to some rando from another office with Opinions About How We Should Organize Things
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Tim Pratt Jul 19
Love my new office but the busybody quotient over here is weirdly high
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sam Jul 18
shrek grossed 484 million just so we’re clear
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Tim Pratt Jul 19
My son: You're really good at dad jokes. Because dad jokes are supposed to be terrible. And yours are terrible. So you're great at it Me: it is the burden of genius to be unappreciated in your own time
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Tim Pratt Jul 19
Replying to @ifthenelsa
! This is even worse than the time there was a wasp in my car and then another wasp in my car the next day and I finally figured out there was a wasp nest IN MY TRUNK
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Tim Pratt Jul 19
Replying to @MykeCole
I'm more of a complainer than a problem solver but I'll let you know
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Tim Pratt Jul 19
Replying to @MykeCole
Yup, just started having that issue this morning. Something in the integration is broke
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Tim Pratt Jul 19
I can beat that, I hacked SPACE-TIME when I cut across the grass instead of walking the long way around to get to my office today
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Tim Pratt Jul 19
It's usually my day off from work but I'm at the office for reasons, which is evidence that god is real and hates us all
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Tim Pratt Jul 19
Replying to @JJLeggo
Writing
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Tim Pratt Jul 19
Damn It This Story Is Going To Be Longer Than I Thought It Would Be: The Tim Pratt Story
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Jason O. Gilbert Jul 19
Inspiring! This CEO Saw One of His Employees Digging Through the Dumpster for Food, So He Bought Her a Headlamp to Make It Easier to Sift through the Garbage
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Haddayr Copley-Woods Jul 19
Please help Charlie's family.
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Tim Pratt Jul 19
dreamed about a comic strip called "Li'l Jesus" with Family Circus-style Jesus and the apostles as children having adventures. Only part I remember clearly is when Jesus ran off with Judas's kickball and Judas shouted "I'M TELLING"
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Tim Pratt Jul 19
i just saw justice league a few days ago and last night watched the first episode of sharp objects and kept thinking "wow lois lane is a terrible reporter all of the sudden"
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Tim Pratt Jul 19
why would you choose the worst thor movie as your tag
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Shayan 🌹 Jul 16
I asked our interns today if any use Twitter. "No, Twitter is for politically angry people with no one to talk to." I feel seen but in a bad way
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