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Thug Kitchen
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Dan Duvall 5h
My mom has a podcast but you can only hear it if you have the password to my voicemail
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Thug Kitchen 2h
dm us your mailing address and we can make that shit happen 😘🎂
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Ed Solomon 14h
At this point the only thing that makes sense is that Putin turns to camera and rips off a mask revealing he’s actually Sacha Baron Cohen
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Jon Lovett 7h
Look, I believe we should try to get along with people, even when we disagree, which is I why I think it's important to point out that Putin's fillers have settled in nicely.
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Thug Kitchen 10h
ya boy refused to go to London bc they made a balloon of him
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maxx danziger Jul 14
me, at a club: do you take requests? DJ: yeah what’s up me: *slides over $10* please turn it down
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Zach Heltzel Jul 13
I'd really appreciate it if Robert Mueller stopped dropping new singles and instead just released the whole damn album.
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Fluff Society Jul 14
"Deer playing with a ball"
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Chrislove Jul 12
It’s always that 1 customer who think you won’t whoop their ass while on the clock
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Thug Kitchen Jul 13
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Brian Cullen Jul 13
Donald Trump’s lifestyle is what an 8 year old thinks being rich is. It’s like he feverishly took notes while watching Blank Check
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 Jul 12
Raccoons always look like they are in the middle of telling a story about how big something was.
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Zelda Williams Jul 13
When they tell you the party is super casual but you still decide to show up extra as all hell
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Thug Kitchen Jul 12
they're not fries
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Thug Kitchen Jul 12
Replying to @tjloredo77
7:15 here in Louisiana 🍻🥃🍺🥃🥂
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Thug Kitchen Jul 12
Replying to @thugkitchen
yes I autotyped drunk as drink bc I’m drinking rn what
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Thug Kitchen Jul 12
conservatives threatening to sue sacha baron cohen for some shit they said on camera is the greatest product of 2018 you could interview me either black out drink or in a PR atmosphere but I’d still spit the truth that sweet potato fries are trash and welcome a lawsuit
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Thug Kitchen Jul 12
Replying to @Ocasio2018
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Thug Kitchen Jul 12
🎙 THIS WEEK 🎙
+ flea dip your uncle + monopolizing your life + tipping the President + tells you how to grocery shop + feat’d recipe spinach falafel 🎧 🎧
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