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Ryan M.
Fun, forest, and fantasy...all rolled into one.
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KRANG 👻 NELSON Oct 18
PARENTS: when we were ur age we bought a house for $10,000 ME: oh yeah? well did u have.. THIS?! *gestures to 114 gross Oreo flavors*
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Ryan M. Oct 18
It was supposed to be a tribute to her favorite artist, but her speech impediment got in the way.
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Christian Nightmares Oct 17
Ivanka Trump, punk as fuck in Aspen in 1998
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Ryan M. Oct 18
Just watched Facebook Live from your Batcave. Most amazed by how clean and dust-free everything is. Excellent housekeeping.
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Socktober Koebi Oct 17
Here's Alligator Brewing Co's response to Richard Spencer's upcoming speech. This is amazing.
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Dave Weigel Oct 18
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Emily Gaudette Oct 17
Wikipedia makes the un-sourced claim that John Malcovich has maintained a lifelong deep hatred of the animated film "We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story", saying it's "why he left this town"
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Angels Oct 17
Replying to @KoleCalhoun
Thanks for the suggestions👏 RT for a chance to win a Rebel Pilot Rally 🐒 & an autographed ⚾️! We'll pick a winner tmrw morning
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Ryan M. Oct 17
I'm pretty sure that's a picture of Shields and Yarnell.
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Ryan M. Oct 17
Replying to @Interociter
You hate them because you ain't them.
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jenny slate Oct 16
You're the best, Joe.
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Hanif Abdurraqib Oct 15
Going to have nightmares about this Shel Silverstein album cover
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Ryan M. Oct 16
Replying to @AndyRichter
Kid: Where do violins come from? Parent: Well, when a man loves a cello very much, he gives the cello a special hug, and...
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Valerie Loftus Sep 16
This little dedication on a bench on the Grattan Bridge made me lol this morning, never noticed it before
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Kevin M. Kruse Oct 14
Someone at Fox News insists that a media company that was headed by a sexual predator should simply shut down. OK.
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Mike Reiss Oct 13
"Oreo's mystery filling is people! It's people!" -- Charlton Hydrox, SOYLENT CREME
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Ryan M. Oct 12
Two hours from midnight, but I'm starting early. See you in hell, Twitter.
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Ryan M. Oct 12
Replying to @AllieGoertz
Ranks right up there with, "You are Lisa Simpson."
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Senator Dick Durbin Oct 12
The nonpartisan CBO estimates this will raise premiums by 20%. The President is destroying health care to make a political point.
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Shaun King Oct 10
Imagine learning all that we’ve learned about Harvey Weinstein....then electing him President. That’s exactly what America did with Trump.
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