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Thor Benson
Writer. Featured in , , and elsewhere. Dystopia beat at . LGBTQ. Been writing about pandemics for years.
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Thor Benson 1m
So I'm assuming because he's a Trump guy that the MyPillow CEO is manufacturing masks so he can profit off of them?
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Me to my new dog: We can't be around other people. Long story. Dog:
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I was just thinking it's weird how quickly I've gotten used to avoiding being near strangers in public but then I realized I've always done that
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Working to speed up climate change during a pandemic
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Replying to @bridgettyh
Smart move
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Replying to @Uniblonder
She's good. She's currently watching American Pickers
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Replying to @ellesep
Trying to teach my dog to leave the couch
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Stop airing them entirely. Air some clips afterwards if something important is said, which is unlikely.
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Replying to @KalhanR
Fine
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Thor Benson 3h
Friendly reminder that the Obama administration left Trump a pandemic playbook so they'd be prepared if one happened and they ignored it.
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Thor Benson 5h
It still counts, but I'm leaving them in there for a little while, not just dunking them quickly
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Replying to @joseph_azam
Then rinsing
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Replying to @joseph_azam
I'm now just filling the sink with soapy water and dunking things in Haha
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Thor Benson 5h
Happy to report my system for washing things I bought at the store has become 50% more efficient since its inception
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Replying to @Pfro @addysbaird
Just feel it out and check what else you need to do with your phone camera
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Replying to @addysbaird
Haha ok
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Replying to @addysbaird
Can offer tips if you need. Haha. I cut my own hair every month
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Zachary Petrizzo 9h
NEW: Twitter has taken down 's tweet touting Hydroxychloroquine as a cure for the coronavirus.
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Thor Benson 9h
Someone should make a game like Frogger but instead of avoiding cars you're avoiding people on your walk to the store
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