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David Hernon
1: “Is it turtles all the way down?” 2: “No but like, the first 10 or 15 feet yeah”
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David Hernon Mar 20
My idea of being fiscally responsible is only buying Spanish onions
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David Hernon Sep 18
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Magic Realism Bot Sep 15
A sorceress plans to catalogue every anus in Indonesia.
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mark normand Aug 29
This is offensive to Caitlyn Jenner.
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David Hernon Aug 29
Replying to @mayohqueen
This girl needs to go into the other scams
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Comedy Nest Aug 21
Tonight the Comedy Lab show with and more! 8pm (to 9:30), $5 tix:
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David Hernon Jul 30
John Delaney is the most milquetoast dildo. “Can you imagine if we had dreams? We can’t afford dreams! Not in this economy.
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David Hernon Jul 30
I feel like Marianne Williamson is going to pull her face off and it will just be Michael Jackson
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David Hernon Jul 30
John Delaney looks like he yells at little league baseball umpires
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David Hernon Jul 30
Klobuchar talking about how someone once called her a street fighter and how cool it was is the same as when anyone ever told me I looked good
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David Hernon Jul 30
Delaney: Sheeit, we can give basic healthcare to everyone but they dont get the special sheet. Everybody gets a single flip phone, buy your own iPhone!
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David Hernon Jul 30
Beto orourke sounds like he’s doing the same Obama cadence, just another example of white people stealing Black Culture
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David Hernon Jul 30
Amy klobuchar looks like the mom who hands out healthy Halloween snacks
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David Hernon Jul 30
Steve bullock: I get it, I’m from a place where a lot of people voted for Trump, hell I might have been one of them.
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David Hernon Jul 16
Replying to @thisdavidhernon
It shouldn’t take a man to get a better deal on your internet. “Richard” apologized for his tone and offered us money off. The whole made me feel like shit though. In a way, thank you for giving me a window into a woman’s experience that I don’t normally have. Ridiculous.
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David Hernon Jul 16
Replying to @thisdavidhernon
This type of in 2019 is gross. We wanted to upgrade our package, he kept telling her “miss, my internet at home is snappy, you probably don’t need this” and wouldn’t budge until I, a man, got on to tell him that we did indeed want to upgrade
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David Hernon Mar 20
You guys want bottle service? White onions?
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David Hernon Mar 20
Can’t wait till I’m rich and can buy all those white onions
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David Hernon Mar 20
My idea of being fiscally responsible is only buying Spanish onions
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David Hernon 4 Feb 18
when all the companies tell you where they stand on social justice
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