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God 6 h
Shock the world, Iowa. .
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God 2. velj
SUPER BOWL PREDICTION New England 0. And that's all that matters.
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God 31. sij
Congratulations Britain on the dawn of a new error.
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God 28. sij
I'm not where I want to be career-wise.
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God 26. sij
What the fuck.
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God 26. sij
A common error in prayer technique is sitting around asking for stuff. Most experts agree a more effective method is getting off your ass and doing something.
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God 25. sij
Thanks for noticing, Mr. President!
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God 23. sij
And unmarried pedophile priests.
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God 22. sij
What doesn't kill you just needs a little more time.
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God 18. sij
ANNOUNCEMENT As of today My son: • Is stepping away from heavenly duties • Will no longer be referred to as “Son of God” • Will no longer receive funds from Christianity • Will repay indigenous people for the cost of missionary work • Will spend most of his time in Canada
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God 18. sij
I created you as mosquito food.
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God 15. sij
Hey Basij, I'll make you a deal: if you let the students you're terrorizing and threatening to kill at Amir Kabir University go, I promise to restore your penises to normal size.
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God 13. sij
Iran, the people of the world stand with you! Actually, no. Most of them don't care about you or even know you exist. But I stand with you! Actually, no. I'm imaginary. But YOU stand with you. And that's all you need.
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God 12. sij
Fuck these mullahfuckers.
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God 12. sij
The government took the plane down "by accident". Maybe the people should take the government down on purpose.
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God 11. sij
Iran, you've been a cradle of civilization for over 10,000 years. You are truly too old for this shit.
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God 29. sij 2018.
In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst human being in the world would be two different people.
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God 8. sij
From now on only bad things happen.
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God 7. sij
Attention: Will the owners of a blue planet with plate tectonics please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.
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God 5. sij
Say what you like about the President, but you have to admit: he's a fucking piece of shit.
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