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Shock the world, Iowa.
#Yang2020.
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2. velj |
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SUPER BOWL PREDICTION
New England 0.
And that's all that matters.
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31. sij |
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Congratulations Britain on the dawn of a new error. #BrexitDay
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28. sij |
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I'm not where I want to be career-wise.
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26. sij |
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What the fuck.
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26. sij |
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A common error in prayer technique is sitting around asking for stuff.
Most experts agree a more effective method is getting off your ass and doing something.
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25. sij |
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Thanks for noticing, Mr. President! pic.twitter.com/eD2mF52bZY
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23. sij |
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And unmarried pedophile priests. twitter.com/guardian/statu…
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22. sij |
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What doesn't kill you just needs a little more time.
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18. sij |
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ANNOUNCEMENT
As of today My son:
• Is stepping away from heavenly duties
• Will no longer be referred to as “Son of God”
• Will no longer receive funds from Christianity
• Will repay indigenous people for the cost of missionary work
• Will spend most of his time in Canada
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18. sij |
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I created you as mosquito food.
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15. sij |
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Hey Basij, I'll make you a deal: if you let the students you're terrorizing and threatening to kill at Amir Kabir University go, I promise to restore your penises to normal size.
#SaveAmirKabirStudents
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13. sij |
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Iran, the people of the world stand with you!
Actually, no. Most of them don't care about you or even know you exist.
But I stand with you!
Actually, no. I'm imaginary.
But YOU stand with you.
And that's all you need.
#IranProtests2020
#IranProtests
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12. sij |
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Fuck these mullahfuckers. #IranProtests2020 #IraniansDetestSoleimani
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12. sij |
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The government took the plane down "by accident".
Maybe the people should take the government down on purpose. #IranPlaneCrash #iranprotest
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11. sij |
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Iran, you've been a cradle of civilization for over 10,000 years.
You are truly too old for this shit. #IranProtests
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29. sij 2018. |
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In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst human being in the world would be two different people.
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8. sij |
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From now on only bad things happen.
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7. sij |
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Attention: Will the owners of a blue planet with plate tectonics please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.
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5. sij |
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Say what you like about the President, but you have to admit: he's a fucking piece of shit.
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