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Tom Flanders
Writer of words, geek by trade, crippling introvert trying to break free
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Tom Flanders 7h
Raul loved misusing the phrase buckshot to refer to his habit of betting one dollar. It annoyed his former friends no end, and may have caused that bookie to kill him.
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Tom Flanders Jun 3
Tom Week – Paris
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Tom Flanders Jun 3
She fed him sausages and homemade beer. It was strong. Soon, the potvalor overtook him and he pounced on her, just as she had planned. Then they both got the beer farts and the mood subsided.
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Tom Flanders Jun 2
I spent the morning dead-heading the hydrangeas. During lunch I watched the news. Now I feel like dead-heading myself.
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Tom Flanders Jun 1
She was born to be littoral. Even at just a crawl she sought out water. Puddles, then streams, rivers, lakes and finally the ocean. She sat down among the waves, knowing she had found home and peace. The waves accepted her sacrifice and fed her to forever.
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Tom Flanders Jun 1
Hey Bob – Talking Italics
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Tom Flanders May 30
100 Words – Turnpike to Mist
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Tom Flanders May 29
She dreams of a small farm with horses, baby goats and exotic birds. He dreams of driving a pickup truck and welding tractor parts. They would be a match made in heaven if they didn’t hate each other.
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Tom Flanders May 28
Dr. Socket – Prelude
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Tom Flanders May 27
Tom Week – The Other Moro Bay
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Tom Flanders May 27
The only thing worse than a guy with a guitar at a party is a woman with a mandolin at a Dungeon and Dragons game. Yeah, like ever happened.
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Tom Flanders May 26
Drip. A drop in the bucket. Drip, drip, drip. More drops in the bucket. Another pint and she’ll be empty, but the bucket is only half full. I’ll need another “her.”
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Tom Flanders May 25
As a means to revenge on her cheating asshole of a boyfriend she sliced his dream catcher in two. The horrors that escaped were so terrifying that she almost forgave him. Almost.
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Tom Flanders May 25
Hey Bob – Reality
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Tom Flanders May 24
“Corundum is the reason for sapphire.” When I was young I aspired to hippydom, and thus listened repeatedly to the Sounds of the Zodiac album. It didn’t help me get any cooler.
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Tom Flanders May 23
100 Words – To The Landfill
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Tom Flanders May 23
Last year sucked. This year is worse. It’s like the world is on a detour from the road to happiness. When will we hug again?
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Tom Flanders May 21
The huge trophy appeared to be of polished silver. When viewed from 30 feet. The closer you got, the more plastic it became. But it was my trophy. I earned it. It sat with pride in my living room on a pile of books, which was the closest thing I had to a mantle.
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Tom Flanders May 21
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Tom Flanders May 20
Tom Week – Moving On
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