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uel aramchek
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LA/SD
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author, mathematician, sorcerer, bartender, programmer, traveler
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Osobe koje vas prate
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Daniel Manitou
@ActualPerson084
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MILLIONS WATCH AS THE SUPERB OWL RENDS CROWDS WITH ITS DREADFUL BEAK AND CRUSHES THEM WITH ITS TERRIBLE TALONS. #SUPERBOWL
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Everyone needs to buy and feed a tamagotchi at the same instant to encourage them
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It is always good to see you here. The new algorithm makes it trickier to exist, but I still do!
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uel aramchek
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LA is full of possums who need love, I see all kinds of semi-giant friends looming around the trash at night
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uel aramchek
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Where do I get one
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uel aramchek
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Legally changing my name to control character 127 as self defense
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There is nothing here that can't be done. One day we might wake up, and TGIF will have a new dessert item born of dream made word
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I figure it would have romaine as its base, to affirm the fact of its manifestation
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uel aramchek
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that you might find peace in knowing that such a figment passing from mind to mind is beyond your control. you will never be complicit, but I am servile to cake salad
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I think there's an algorithm jammed with them right now, it's inescapable
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gummy anchovies, flavored with real brine
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The working is growing stronger, the salad gradually becoming more real, invited into our world
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uel aramchek
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Imagine a caesar salad with birthday cake batter as the dressing. Birthday cake croutons. Edible glitter.
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Invisible Fonts
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31. sij |
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You wake up to find the world is slightly different. Stop signs are red, Han Solo is played by Harrison Ford, and Boardwalk is the most expensive property in Monopoly.
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uel aramchek
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31. sij |
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@jacobtwop I live for your usernames
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uel aramchek
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31. sij |
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Fortitude or will save?
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uel aramchek
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Oh god I hope you’re right
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Tyver Foucault
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Your pet thunderstorm bobs around excitedly when you lift the lid of the terrarium. You turn on your hair dryer and blow in a tiny warm front. It booms with joy as its little clouds flash and roll
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uel aramchek
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depends on the rum
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uel aramchek
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The frozen drink machine churns a glistening mixture of ice, white rum, and mercury. “I’M FEELING LUCKY” is the only item on the cocktail menu.
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