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Sam Josh Thomas
Freelance Writer, former World Kerplunk champ. Awful cricketer, single-malt loving, flip-flop hating socialist who is no longer in need of a hairbrush.
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 19
Replying to @_SJPeace_
'And the Lord sayeth, thou is a motherfucka for choosing a different made-up belief system than mine - and may you roast in hell bitch'
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 19
Replying to @RichCawleySLP
He is such a nice guy
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 19
Replying to @AwardsDarwin
No fucking sympathy for the lot of them, hope it hurts.
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 18
Replying to @kasthomas
Not one thumb between them...
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 18
Better than anything One Direction released
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 18
Replying to @touchofpowder
I'll give you that one (we were shocking at times)
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 18
Replying to @touchofpowder
The first Cup final I can remember watching - really good childhood memories of when football was real & the players were all working-class heroes. Great pic (even as a Palace fan)
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 18
Finished with The Age of Surveillance Capitalism, by Shoshana Zuboff
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 17
Replying to @eliistender10
How does he do the zip up?
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 16
The Edge of the World - Penzance
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 15
I'd love to smack the living crap out of him. Disgusting runt of a man
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 15
Replying to @FootballInT80s
What a player
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 14
I pulled a groin muscle climbing the steps up the Statue of Liberty if that's of any interest.
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 13
Replying to @HLTCO
Stunning player, a french Carlton Palmer
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 12
One of the greatest players.
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 11
You always were a prick McBride
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 11
Replying to @hxlding16
Still loathe VAR but for once it was the correct decision - however, if what the football authorities provide is no better than the 4 match officials provide, then surely they have to dump this perverse system... It's killing the game.
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 11
Replying to @BorisJohnson_MP
Orange prick
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 11
Finished with The Spirit Level, by Seamus Heaney
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Sam Josh Thomas Jan 10
I've never met the bloated tub of lard we all know as "Eamonn Holmes" but I don't think I'd like the slab of shit that much...
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