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Cowboy Matt
Poet, musician, jackass, genius.
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Douglas Adams Bot Dec 10
"It is a well-known fact that those people to want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it" -
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Adam Gorightly Dec 11
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Walter Shaub Dec 10
𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 is not something you hope you hope to hear from a sitting United States Senator.
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Wanda Sykes Dec 10
RT if you know you’re smarter than .
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Cowboy Matt Dec 10
"Oh, ho! The mistletoe! Hung where you can see! Somebody waits for you, kiss her once for me" I leaned over and gave my girlfriend a big smooch on the cheek and she smiled. "That was for Michael Bublé" I said. "Ew!" "What? At least it wasn't for Berle Ives! That'd be weird!"
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Cowboy Matt Dec 10
Remember: where there's smock, there's fire!
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Fuckup Solutions, LLC, PPOE, DDD, KLF, LMNOP Dec 10
Kelsey Grammer said WHAT?!
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Cowboy Matt Dec 10
I don't like this design that attempts to make Kelley Square safer. If anything, it needs more danger! Like ramps that allow you to make Evel Knievel style jumps over other vehicles, or flamethrowers, or... I dunno... Snakes?
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Cowboy Matt Dec 10
Replying to @BunsOfHam
What a smocking moron
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Cowboy Matt Dec 10
Replying to @BunsOfHam @2SCPodcast
😂
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Cowboy Matt Dec 10
I heard you say on that you don't care for Christmas, but I think I've found a Christmas song that's right up your alley!
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Cowboy Matt Dec 10
This'll be handy info once I fix up my time machine!
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Daily Grail Dec 9
Nobel-prize winning physicist says he is 99% sure that extrasensory perception (ESP) is real.
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Cowboy Matt Dec 9
I'm sure the divorce will haunt her
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Tom Dec 8
Fellow Chaos Magicians, do you ever look at the state of the world, right now and wonder if The Onion didn’t function as a great big hypersigil? 🤔
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Andrew Ross Dec 9
"You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, about to die of asphyxiation that I wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young." "Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen."
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J. Stuart Esty Dec 9
the latest festive trend for all you crazy cat ladies (and gentlemen): Decorate your home this holiday with Haddock. Jump in this before Martha Stewart grabs it up...
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Cowboy Matt Dec 8
These robo beasts they make are so cool, but also very scary!
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Cowboy Matt Dec 8
Replying to @saucerlife
Fascinating, but also terrifying
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