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The Macalope
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The Macalope retweeted
Macworld 11h
Oops, he did it again: Credulously spinning iPhone production cuts
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Macworld Nov 13
This year’s model: MacBooks sadly get better
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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive Nov 9
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The Macalope retweeted
Macworld Nov 8
Earlier every year: iPhone production cut rumors
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The Macalope Nov 7
You know, I started writing this one up and thought, eh, not today, Forbes contributor network and fancy glass poodle art academy.
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Macworld Nov 6
Specious reasoning: Punching your ticket on the Apple doom train
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The Macalope Nov 5
Replying to @mr_lawesome
And, surprise!, it comes from the same outfit that was pushing the “APPLE CUTS iPHONE X ORDERS IN HALF” story earlier this year.
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The Macalope Nov 4
Replying to @edbott
Very sorry for your loss, Ed. Will give my dog extra scritches today.
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The Macalope Nov 3
I think that’s been a foregone conclusion for a while now.
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The Macalope Nov 3
There’s still . There’s always another Dan.
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The Macalope Nov 2
Replying to @jguilfoyle @ShawnKing
I just make them up. I keep them in a text file so I don’t accidentally repeat one.
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The Macalope Nov 1
As someone holding onto his SE, I am sympathetic to that. The counter-argument is they’re trying to make their phones last longer so, yeah, you pay more but you do it less frequently.
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The Macalope Nov 1
Replying to @DianePatterson
Uhnnnnnnn I was out..
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The Macalope Nov 1
Replying to @Dman228
Indeed. And the whole smartphone market is basically flat. So why keep focusing obsessively on minimal growth?
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The Macalope Nov 1
Replying to @MacFan2410
Nailed it.
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The Macalope Nov 1
Really looking forward* to all the “APPLE HIDING UNIT SALES BECAUSE OF POOR PERFORMANCE” pieces about Apple actually finally doing what everyone else does. *Disclosure: Not really looking forward to it.
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The Macalope Nov 1
Replying to @yonatron @macworld
Ah, true.
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Macworld Nov 1
Hi-top fade: When your Apple judging is too obvious
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The Macalope Oct 30
A list of all the things in the universe can be derived by reading “Everything Apple Announced At Today’s Event” and “Everything Apple Didn’t Announce At Today’s Event”.
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Macworld Oct 25
Problem inflation: Apples mole hills made into mountains
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