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Lewis Phillips
Blue Peter Badge Holder - I'm a friend first, a boss second and probably an entertainer third - Poet, Author, Lover, Laugher &hearts Snapchat elewisp
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Lewis Phillips Sep 18
Really tough to pick a highlight from today. Torn between my belt snapping and the bird shitting on me 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Lewis Phillips Sep 18
Replying to @benalexwareham
Sorry Ben we can't all listen to clubland, wear vests and Fuck off to Australia to discover ourself. Hippy wanker
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Lewis Phillips Sep 18
I just become a member of the Co-op. What the fuck have you all done with your Monday morning? Yeh nothing. Thought so
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Lewis Phillips Sep 17
Imagine raising a child and it turning out to be - can't polish a turd, but can dye its hair blonde
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Lewis Phillips Sep 17
why not sell a player for 60 mil then leave him on the bench? Either sell him or play him?
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Lewis Phillips Sep 17
Lukaku celebrating in front of the Everton fans - poor man's Leo Fortune West. Hate United but nobody has time for that
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Lewis Phillips Sep 16
Replying to @LaurenWalkerrr
So you think the tide comes in every where in the night?! Where does the extra water come from 😂😂😂
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Lewis Phillips Sep 16
My brother has gone 27 years of his life thinking that the tide goes out in the day and in when it's night 😂
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Lewis Phillips Sep 15
Replying to @Cellan_Williams
Rapist.
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Lewis Phillips Sep 14
Things hotter than my office; - The Sun - Mount Doom - My Mixtape That is all! 😰
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Lewis Phillips Sep 14
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Joe Chich Sep 12
Hope the girls in greggs get paid danger money cause the inside of a fresh sausage bean and cheese is the hottest substance known to man
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Lewis Phillips Sep 11
Replying to @shainenap1234
Goals 😂😂😂
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Shaine Napper Sep 10
I've bought some weird shit with a hangover but a saxophone tops the lot 😂 I'm not here to take part im here to takeover 🎷
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Lewis Phillips Sep 11
Replying to @jamievz
fuck walking to the cash machine - I want one in the room
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Not Match of the Day Sep 11
Wenger selling Oxlade-Chamberlain to Liverpool.
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Lewis Phillips Sep 10
Replying to @NGoodridge
😂😂😂 I think it was a David Brent thing. That and me being a fruity fucker
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Lewis Phillips Sep 10
Proper jealous of anyone in Butlins this weekend - it's like a purge of being an adult. Anything goes. Expect room damages. They hate that
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