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kristen johnston
actress, writer, recovery advocate. Watch Thursdays.
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kristen johnston 4h
I decided to go back to not knowing who this lady is.
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kristen johnston 4h
Replying to @MollyJongFast
It’s the one he has a crush on. Oh wait.
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ACLU 5h
This. Isn’t. How. Democracy. Works.
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Kyle Griffin 5h
"It was not immediately clear which foreign leader Trump was speaking with or what he pledged to deliver, but his direct involvement in the matter has not been previously disclosed. It raises new questions about the president's handling of sensitive information."
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kristen johnston 6h
Damn we really are. So sorry. ❤️
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Jon Cooper 8h
Great news!! There’s still time for you to register to join the “We the People March” on Washington this Saturday. You can also learn about solidarity marches across the nation.
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Paul Rudnick 7h
President of the Mormon Church Nelson Russell claims God told him "marriage is between one man and one woman." Except for Mormons, for whom marriage is between one man and enough sisters-wives for a baseball team, a jury and a parade. Nelson is married so ladies - he's available!
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kristen johnston 7h
Say it ain’t so, Trudeau
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chris evans Sep 17
A dudebro in the Fallon audience tried it with Kamala on guns and she left him hyperventilating and picking up the tattered pieces of his greasy wig off the floor.
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NowThis 8h
UPDATE: The New Jersey referee who forced a high school wrestler to cut his dreadlocks has been suspended months after an investigation into the case began last December
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Red T Raccoon 8h
My son is nine. He told me he practices not crying during the drills because crying gives away your hiding spot.
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kristen johnston 8h
Does this wearable chair make my ass look big?
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Molly Jong-Fast 12h
Read me in ⁦the ⁩ about lying liar who lies Corey Lewandowski.
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Ady Barkan🔥🌹 11h
We may disagree, but healthcare is far too important to and I to not have this conversation. Mr. Vice President, you're the only candidate who hasn't agreed to sit down with me. When I'm back from my surgery, let's talk.
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Natasha Bertrand 11h
Since we first reported 12 days ago that a C-17 crew stayed overnight at Turnberry in March, it's come out that since Trump took office the military has spent ~$200,000 there over roughly 40 separate stays, and $17 million at the nearby Prestwick airport.
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Michael McKenzie (fmr SGT) 11h
Replying to @thekjohnston
It’s fucking sickening they need to learn the same things I learned to prepare for combat. They should be learning science, tech, art, engineering, math. How to make friends. Being awkward AF for their first kiss. Not how to field dress a sucking chest wound.
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kristen johnston 11h
Replying to @MollyJongFast
I can’t believe people think this guy’s smart.
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