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This one time I created humans. I've regretted it every day since. Now I vent on a podcast just like everyone else. Subscribe to The God Pod:
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God 1h
If I step in now, you guys will never learn the ‘stop putting fascists in power’ rule.
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God 2h
The episodes were misnumbered before, now its fixed lol. I never make mistakes
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God 3h
Replying to @beeple
Made by , gonna follow!
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God 3h
162,000 Americans have died of Covid-19 on Donald Trump’s watch and he still thinks his face deserves to go on Mt. Rushmore.
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God 3h
Ok who did this? Genius. Heironymous Bosch loves this.
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God 3h
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God 5h
If Trump destroys the mail I will have absentee votes brought in by locusts
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God 5h
Replying to @kenklippenstein
Praying doesn’t work though
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God 7h
Stop disrespecting Jesus by supporting Trump .
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God 7h
Replying to @dumplinghoee @Travon
He looks like a 6 year old having a tantrum, poor guy some people really got it rough.
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Chris Meloni 13h
Those who flock to beaches, bars, and political rallies, putting their fellow citizens at risk, are not exercising freedom; they are displaying, as one commentator has noted, the weakness of a people who lack both the stoicism to endure the pandemic and the fortitude to defeat it
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God 8h
Today Trump’s assistant Peter Navarro said “the Lord and Founding Fathers created the executive order.” He must be reading the Bible upside down and backwards again.
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The God Pod 9h
This week on 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗢𝗗 𝗣𝗢𝗗: God, Jesus, The Holy Spirit, and Moses interview hilarious comedian . Myq hangs out after the interview and we all discuss the goddamn news, God delivers your New Commandment Of The Week.
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God 10h
Replying to @McJesse
I basically made the same comment first but in gif form, I should’ve been the one to get those meaningless likes, this is bullshit what is life 😭
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God 10h
Replying to @thegoodgodabove
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God 10h
Take 20% of the military budget (the part that gets wasted anyway) and use it to pay teachers. Tax the profits billionaires have made off covid and use it to give everyone healthcare. Or just keep doing what you’re doing, seems to be working out great. 🙄
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God 14h
I’m proud to announce that South Park and Madtv writer, has joined us as a Producer/Writer for The God Pod!
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God 18h
Replying to @McJesse
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Ed Markey Aug 8
Tax the billionaires' pandemic profits and pay for everyone's health care.
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God Aug 8
Overall, I think I’d grade myself a solid C- on humans. Do you agree? Or do I deserve less
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